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Old 06-25-2007, 04:21 PM  
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Laptops, motorcycles, and hot chicks (a compilation)

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This thread is a compilation of three threads which were all started by the same person. They were merged into one thread since the person is probably not worthy of having three separate threads in the hall. The original thread begins here, and the links below will "jump" to the first posts in the second and third threads.
I stole a sweet laptop today

So I was in Paradise Cafe today for lunch and it was jam packed. There was this guy that was sitting in a booth all by his lonesome and had a sweet lookin laptop. The dude gets a call on his cell phone and decides to take the call outside. I was perplexed because he just left his laptop all by itself. So, its now been 15 minutes and the guy is STILL outside on the phone!

I thought to myself that I really needed a new laptop and this one was there for the taking. Well, there were no cameras in there and it was so busy that no one would notice so I went up to it casually and folded it up and exited the opposite door from him. Like taking candy from a baby.

And I dont feel too bad because the guy didnt have any business or work related stuff on there, just a couple of photo albums. Hey, if he is too stupid to leave his laptop alone for more than 15 minutes then he deserved it.

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Old 07-01-2008, 11:37 AM   #2191
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Old 07-01-2008, 11:37 AM   #2192
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Old 07-01-2008, 11:41 AM   #2193
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Old 07-01-2008, 11:45 AM   #2194
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Are you selling him a monkey?
Damn straight. I think that furry little ****er would look great on him.
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Old 07-01-2008, 11:48 AM   #2195
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I can easily see more douche bags like this coming out of the shit hole ghetto that is Atlanta.
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Old 07-01-2008, 11:55 AM   #2196
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Old 07-01-2008, 12:03 PM   #2197
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Haha over 1000 replies wow the obsession is very strong here.

And I have won this thread hands down. NONE of you posted pics of yourselves yet you think you are better looking that I am or something yet there is no proof to back it up haha. I win hands down.

Oh and I cant wait til Thursday night to hang out with the other blonde should be fun.

Once again I win.


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Old 07-01-2008, 12:07 PM   #2198
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Old 07-01-2008, 12:12 PM   #2199
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Undeniable resemblance.
Nah, Rooster's douche actually has some muscles.
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Old 07-01-2008, 12:14 PM   #2200
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Old 07-01-2008, 12:14 PM   #2201
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Old 07-01-2008, 12:18 PM   #2202
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I like how roosters douche flexes his triceps for the pic. Douche indeed.
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Old 07-01-2008, 12:30 PM   #2203
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Old 07-01-2008, 01:00 PM   #2204
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Old 07-01-2008, 01:18 PM   #2205
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Haha over 1000 replies wow the obsession is very strong here.

And I have won this thread hands down. NONE of you posted pics of yourselves yet you think you are better looking that I am or something yet there is no proof to back it up haha. I win hands down.

Oh and I cant wait til Thursday night to hang out with the other blonde should be fun.

Once again I win.
What did you win? It's definetely not respect IMO.
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