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Old 06-25-2007, 05:21 PM  
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Laptops, motorcycles, and hot chicks (a compilation)

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This thread is a compilation of three threads which were all started by the same person. They were merged into one thread since the person is probably not worthy of having three separate threads in the hall. The original thread begins here, and the links below will "jump" to the first posts in the second and third threads.
I stole a sweet laptop today

So I was in Paradise Cafe today for lunch and it was jam packed. There was this guy that was sitting in a booth all by his lonesome and had a sweet lookin laptop. The dude gets a call on his cell phone and decides to take the call outside. I was perplexed because he just left his laptop all by itself. So, its now been 15 minutes and the guy is STILL outside on the phone!

I thought to myself that I really needed a new laptop and this one was there for the taking. Well, there were no cameras in there and it was so busy that no one would notice so I went up to it casually and folded it up and exited the opposite door from him. Like taking candy from a baby.

And I dont feel too bad because the guy didnt have any business or work related stuff on there, just a couple of photo albums. Hey, if he is too stupid to leave his laptop alone for more than 15 minutes then he deserved it.

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Old 07-01-2008, 05:26 PM   #2266
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I would show my bike or car...BUT most of you guys who have been hating on me wont even post a pic of your girl or what you look like so I guess I win there.
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Old 07-01-2008, 05:26 PM   #2267
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She has a boyfriend.
So what? I don't think you're trying hard enough.
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Old 07-01-2008, 05:27 PM   #2268
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So what? I don't think you're trying hard enough.
She's probably lying..
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Old 07-01-2008, 05:28 PM   #2269
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Alright sounds good I think this thread has run its course by now.

There was only a couple of posters willing to show themselves or their wives so I think I won that arguement right there.

Do want you want with this thread then.
I would argue that you've won nothing, but that's beside the point.

Now, in a show of good faith, I recommend that you apologize to Braincase for your idiotic remark.
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Old 07-01-2008, 05:28 PM   #2270
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So what? I don't think you're trying hard enough.
Probably not. He is kind of a douchebag and they had a nasty phone conversation yesterday.

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She's probably lying..
No, she does. I've seen him.
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Old 07-01-2008, 05:28 PM   #2271
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I would show my bike or car...BUT most of you guys who have been hating on me wont even post a pic of your girl or what you look like so I guess I win there.
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Old 07-01-2008, 05:28 PM   #2272
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Old 07-01-2008, 05:30 PM   #2273
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I would show my bike or car...BUT most of you guys who have been hating on me wont even post a pic of your girl or what you look like so I guess I win there.
Go down to the Honda shop, and just stand beside one.

That's how you prove the girls your "banging". You could easily own a motorcycle that way.
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Old 07-01-2008, 05:31 PM   #2274
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I would show my bike or car...BUT most of you guys who have been hating on me wont even post a pic of your girl or what you look like so I guess I win there.
What's the name of this game?

I win!
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Old 07-01-2008, 05:36 PM   #2275
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Go down to the Honda shop, and just stand beside one.

That's how you prove the girls your "banging". You could easily own a motorcycle that way.
Im proud to say i paid off my accord 2 months ago
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Old 07-01-2008, 05:37 PM   #2276
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Old 07-01-2008, 05:38 PM   #2277
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What I don't get is why someone with limited income would buy a car AND a bike. Seems like a waste.
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Old 07-01-2008, 05:39 PM   #2278
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What I don't get is why someone with limited income would buy a car AND a bike. Seems like a waste.

It's probably fairly easy to afford a car payment when you are living with your parents.
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Old 07-01-2008, 05:42 PM   #2279
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It's probably fairly easy to afford a car payment when you are living with your parents.
Didn't he claim to make 70k or something?
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Old 07-01-2008, 05:42 PM   #2280
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I would show my bike or car...BUT most of you guys who have been hating on me wont even post a pic of your girl or what you look like so I guess I win there.
Here's my latest.

You lose.

Let's see your bike douchebag.
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