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Old 06-25-2007, 04:21 PM  
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This thread is a compilation of three threads which were all started by the same person. They were merged into one thread since the person is probably not worthy of having three separate threads in the hall. The original thread begins here, and the links below will "jump" to the first posts in the second and third threads.
I stole a sweet laptop today

So I was in Paradise Cafe today for lunch and it was jam packed. There was this guy that was sitting in a booth all by his lonesome and had a sweet lookin laptop. The dude gets a call on his cell phone and decides to take the call outside. I was perplexed because he just left his laptop all by itself. So, its now been 15 minutes and the guy is STILL outside on the phone!

I thought to myself that I really needed a new laptop and this one was there for the taking. Well, there were no cameras in there and it was so busy that no one would notice so I went up to it casually and folded it up and exited the opposite door from him. Like taking candy from a baby.

And I dont feel too bad because the guy didnt have any business or work related stuff on there, just a couple of photo albums. Hey, if he is too stupid to leave his laptop alone for more than 15 minutes then he deserved it.

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Old 06-26-2007, 05:15 PM   #271
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Old 06-26-2007, 05:17 PM   #272
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Old 06-26-2007, 05:17 PM   #273
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It wasn't a spelling error, you idiot.

So, you would have felt badly if he HAD had 'important stuff' on his/now your laptop?
Hahaha of course I would of felt guilty. I cant believe how upset you are getting. You dont even know this guy or me. Too funny.
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Old 06-26-2007, 05:19 PM   #274
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Hahaha of course I would of felt guilty. I cant believe how upset you are getting. You dont even know this guy or me. Too funny.
You think Donger's upset, try bouncing around in tights for a few years, then kill your family.
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Old 06-26-2007, 05:21 PM   #275
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Hahaha of course I would of felt guilty. I cant believe how upset you are getting. You dont even know this guy or me. Too funny.
I'm not upset. I just don't like thieves. I doubt you would either, regardless of whether or not what they took was "important" to you or not.

That's why I asked you whether you put yourself in this guy's shoes. Have you?

Oh, and one more thing: you've established that "importance to the victim" is critical in whether or not you're fine stealing their stuff. So, what about cars, if nothing of importance is inside them?
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Old 06-26-2007, 05:24 PM   #276
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You think Donger's upset, try bouncing around in tights for a few years, then kill your family.
This guy doesn't have a family. At least not one that he wishes to acknowledge.
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Old 06-26-2007, 05:24 PM   #277
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That's why I asked you whether you put yourself in this guy's shoes. Have you?
Unfortunately no. Asshole took them with him when he made his cell phone call.
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Old 06-26-2007, 05:25 PM   #278
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Hahaha of course I would of felt guilty. I cant believe how upset you are getting. You dont even know this guy or me. Too funny.
You haven't seen "upset" from any of us. Sorry to break it to you, but we view you to be just as insignificant as those who interract with you in real life do.

If I swat a fly, I'm not angry with it - I merely want to rid myself of a pest.

That's you. A pest. A nuisance. Nothing more. You suck; you're an embarrassment to this community and the human race in general; and I wish one of the mods would come by and flush the toilet. But I'm not going to lose any sleep over it.
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I'm not upset. I just don't like thieves. I doubt you would either, regardless of whether or not what they took was "important" to you or not.

That's why I asked you whether you put yourself in this guy's shoes. Have you?
Yeah moron. If I would of left my laptop all by its lonesome for more than 15 minutes...I would of deserved to have it snatched. I would only be mad at myself if I was him. He was probably too embarrassed to file a police report.
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Old 06-26-2007, 05:26 PM   #280
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Unfortunately no. Asshole took them with him when he made his cell phone call.
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Old 06-26-2007, 05:28 PM   #281
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Yeah moron. If I would of left my laptop all by its lonesome for more than 15 minutes...I would of deserved to have it snatched. I would only be mad at myself if I was him. He was probably too embarrassed to file a police report.
Have you ever had anything stolen from you?
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Old 06-26-2007, 05:29 PM   #282
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You haven't seen "upset" from any of us. Sorry to break it to you, but we view you to be just as insignificant as those who interract with you in real life do.

If I swat a fly, I'm not angry with it - I merely want to rid myself of a pest.

That's you. A pest. A nuisance. Nothing more. You suck; you're an embarrassment to this community and the human race in general; and I wish one of the mods would come by and flush the toilet. But I'm not going to lose any sleep over it.
Yet you keep responding to this thread and my posts. Hmmm....
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Old 06-26-2007, 05:29 PM   #283
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Old 06-26-2007, 05:29 PM   #284
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I assume you mean other than his virginity by those frat boys whose DVDs he ripped off.
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