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Old 06-25-2007, 04:21 PM  
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Laptops, motorcycles, and hot chicks (a compilation)

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I stole a sweet laptop today

So I was in Paradise Cafe today for lunch and it was jam packed. There was this guy that was sitting in a booth all by his lonesome and had a sweet lookin laptop. The dude gets a call on his cell phone and decides to take the call outside. I was perplexed because he just left his laptop all by itself. So, its now been 15 minutes and the guy is STILL outside on the phone!

I thought to myself that I really needed a new laptop and this one was there for the taking. Well, there were no cameras in there and it was so busy that no one would notice so I went up to it casually and folded it up and exited the opposite door from him. Like taking candy from a baby.

And I dont feel too bad because the guy didnt have any business or work related stuff on there, just a couple of photo albums. Hey, if he is too stupid to leave his laptop alone for more than 15 minutes then he deserved it.

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Old 06-26-2007, 05:42 PM   #301
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Old 06-26-2007, 05:42 PM   #302
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Old 06-26-2007, 05:43 PM   #303
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Its not a laptop but whatever makes you feel better.
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Old 06-26-2007, 05:44 PM   #304
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Yeah, thinking it over, it's kind of sad the lack of human decency absent in his life to see things his way, whether he did what he says he did or didn't [he didn't].
The geeky loner who couldn't engage in conversation to save his life.
Loner? Son, I got close to 300 friends on Facebook.
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Old 06-26-2007, 05:45 PM   #305
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Loner? Son, I got close to 300 friends on Facebook.
How many non-virtual friends do you have?
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Old 06-26-2007, 05:45 PM   #306
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Old 06-26-2007, 05:46 PM   #308
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Its not a laptop but whatever makes you feel better.
Come off it, you don't have the balls.
Like Costanza with his belated 'jerk store' riposte, you thought too late 'how cool would I be if I could steal something and get away with it?' Let's test it by making up a story on a BB.
IRL, you would've pissed down your leg and ran or acted so hinky you'd get beaned with a dozen frappacinos before you even got to the guy's table.
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HAHAHAHA

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Wait, you said you don't need friends on the internet, remember?
WOW, some of you must be either really old or really dumb? I went to school with those 278 people, so....I know them in REAL LIFE. And yeah I wouldnt meet people over the internet for friendships like some of you poor saps.
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