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Old 06-25-2007, 04:21 PM  
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Laptops, motorcycles, and hot chicks (a compilation)

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I stole a sweet laptop today

So I was in Paradise Cafe today for lunch and it was jam packed. There was this guy that was sitting in a booth all by his lonesome and had a sweet lookin laptop. The dude gets a call on his cell phone and decides to take the call outside. I was perplexed because he just left his laptop all by itself. So, its now been 15 minutes and the guy is STILL outside on the phone!

I thought to myself that I really needed a new laptop and this one was there for the taking. Well, there were no cameras in there and it was so busy that no one would notice so I went up to it casually and folded it up and exited the opposite door from him. Like taking candy from a baby.

And I dont feel too bad because the guy didnt have any business or work related stuff on there, just a couple of photo albums. Hey, if he is too stupid to leave his laptop alone for more than 15 minutes then he deserved it.

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Old 06-26-2007, 06:23 PM   #331
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Old 06-26-2007, 06:24 PM   #332
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Old 06-26-2007, 06:26 PM   #333
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Good, how's yours?
Does he know you're a thieving douche?
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Old 06-26-2007, 06:29 PM   #334
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Does he know you're a thieving douche?
Hahaha still mad that I copped a laptop??? Get over it dude. I am sure the guy is over it. And my parents dont have to know if I stole the laptop.

Sorry about your father being dead SPchief. Dont take it out on me though.
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Old 06-26-2007, 06:30 PM   #335
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Yeah, going to Dunkin Donuts everyday is really brave and nobel.

And you got me all wrong. I make a great living for myself. I work in the marketing business and its good money (probably be making 6 figures by the time I am 30).

I just saw an oppurtunity to get ahold of a free laptop and I capitalized off it. You snooze you lose. Thats just the way it goes sometimes.

I am sure those marketing skills will do you a world of good when you get busted doing something this stupid. Don't think you can make 6 figures behind bars, 69 figures maybe. NTTAWWT
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Old 06-26-2007, 06:31 PM   #336
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Hahaha still mad that I copped a laptop??? Get over it dude. I am sure the guy is over it. And my parents dont have to know if I stole the laptop.

Would your father be ashamed of you if he knew you stole the laptop?
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Old 06-26-2007, 06:34 PM   #337
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Would your father be ashamed of you if he knew you stole the laptop?
They wont know dummy. Go lecture someone else Mr. Rogers.
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Old 06-26-2007, 06:37 PM   #338
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San Diego-(AP)- Police in San Diego were busy yesterday performing "grab and run" stings yesterday at various sites around town. "Tracer tags" were placed inside of valuable items such as camcorders, cameras, laptop computers and even cell phones. Undercover police would be in possession of these items, then leave them in an area where someone would pick up the item and walk away.

Lt. John Jameson of the San Diego police department said the operation would allow the department to possibly track down individuals with a persistent crime record, that might have eluded police in the past. As of noon today, there was a reported 49 arrests, with 22 of those with outstanding warrents ranging from burglary to unpaid moving violations.

A spokesperson from the police department said today by phone, that the operation will continue until Friday.
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Old 06-26-2007, 06:38 PM   #339
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Hahaha still mad that I copped a laptop??? Get over it dude. I am sure the guy is over it. And my parents dont have to know if I stole the laptop.

Sorry about your father being dead SPchief. Dont take it out on me though.
You're just a pure sociopath, aren't you?

If some lowlife piece of shit stole an $800 computer from me, I sure as hell wouldn't be over it in a day. Some amoral turd just like you stole a stereo from me when I was in the Navy and was assigned a locker with a broken lock. Still pisses me off when I think about it.

Hopefully your next victim will catch you in the act and give you the beatdown you so richly deserve. And if he happens to beat you to death, so much the better for the gene pool.
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Old 06-26-2007, 06:38 PM   #340
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They wont know dummy. Go lecture someone else Mr. Rogers.

So it's ok to steal only if your parents don't find out?


And did you really use the term dummy?
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Old 06-26-2007, 06:40 PM   #341
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So it's ok to steal only if your parents don't find out?


And did you really use the term dummy?
Give it up. This is like trying to tell that dumb**** Sedated that drunk driving isn't cool.
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They wont know dummy. Go lecture someone else Mr. Rogers.
Do you have a sister?
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Post a poll. I'd do it, but I'm tired of taking the heat for wanting to run these assholes out of here.
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