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Old 06-25-2007, 04:21 PM  
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Laptops, motorcycles, and hot chicks (a compilation)

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This thread is a compilation of three threads which were all started by the same person. They were merged into one thread since the person is probably not worthy of having three separate threads in the hall. The original thread begins here, and the links below will "jump" to the first posts in the second and third threads.
I stole a sweet laptop today

So I was in Paradise Cafe today for lunch and it was jam packed. There was this guy that was sitting in a booth all by his lonesome and had a sweet lookin laptop. The dude gets a call on his cell phone and decides to take the call outside. I was perplexed because he just left his laptop all by itself. So, its now been 15 minutes and the guy is STILL outside on the phone!

I thought to myself that I really needed a new laptop and this one was there for the taking. Well, there were no cameras in there and it was so busy that no one would notice so I went up to it casually and folded it up and exited the opposite door from him. Like taking candy from a baby.

And I dont feel too bad because the guy didnt have any business or work related stuff on there, just a couple of photo albums. Hey, if he is too stupid to leave his laptop alone for more than 15 minutes then he deserved it.

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Old 06-27-2007, 06:58 AM   #436
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I'd take that shit too.

there are few adrenaline rushes like grand larceny

isn't grand larceny for items over a certain amount of money, and it isn't 800?
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Old 06-27-2007, 06:58 AM   #437
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I look forward to this asspipe getting clipped, and a planeteer finding the story and linking it.

That will be an entertaining day here.
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Old 06-27-2007, 07:03 AM   #438
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All you need is an IQ of 65 or over to become a cop and a couple of months "training"...I am not sure if some of these guys are qualified for that.

(by the way, that AP story had me )

A complete moron talking about "OTHERS" low IQ's

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Old 06-27-2007, 07:33 AM   #439
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I'm sorry, I just don't typically associate with scum. And I don't particularly like this place being infested by scum. Nor do I find humor in thievery, real or imagined. Apparently I'd have to be some sort of doped-up trailer trash to find that amusing, so I'm rather pleased that I don't.

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but you are scumy.

a scared little shit who like many many here fight little e-wars from the safety of your office chair.

youre so self righteous that you can have no humor for 'thievery, real or imagined' and yet you then use terms like 'doped up trailer trash' in the next sentence.

i wonder if youd be such a badass in person.

my bet is that your a bitchass nerd from wayback.
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Old 06-27-2007, 08:01 AM   #440
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but you are scumy.

a scared little shit who like many many here fight little e-wars from the safety of your office chair.

youre so self righteous that you can have no humor for 'thievery, real or imagined' and yet you then use terms like 'doped up trailer trash' in the next sentence.

i wonder if youd be such a badass in person.

my bet is that your a bitchass nerd from wayback.
Yeah, I'm shaking in my boots, Deliverance Boy.

I'll tell you the same thing I tell ever other dumb**** troll on here - I go to the CP functions and always have. If you want to see me, it isn't a hard thing to do.

And as for the "doped up trailer trash" line, if the shoe fits, you piece of shit, wear it.

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Old 06-27-2007, 08:23 AM   #441
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Old 06-27-2007, 08:36 AM   #442
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Old 06-27-2007, 08:43 AM   #443
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I love the way this thieving prick's thread has been hijacked by cops.
Cop Talk, it's jalapeno cheeseball recipes for the new millenium!!!
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Old 06-27-2007, 08:45 AM   #444
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Ex-Marine teaches pickpocket a lesson

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Tue Jun 26, 2007 6:47 PM ET
GRAND RAPIDS, Mich. - Bill Barnes says he was scratching off a losing $2 lottery ticket inside a gas station when he felt a hand slip into his front-left pants pocket, where he had $300 in cash.

He immediately grabbed the person's wrist with his left hand and started throwing punches with his right, landing six or seven blows before a store manager intervened.

"I guess he thought I was an easy mark," Barnes, 72, told The Grand Rapids Press for a story Tuesday.
He's anything but an easy mark: Barnes served in the Marines, was an accomplished Golden Gloves boxer and retired after 20 years as an iron worker.

Jesse Daniel Rae, the 27-year-old Newaygo County man accused of trying to pick Barnes' pocket, was arraigned Monday in Rockford District Court on one count of unarmed robbery, a 15-year felony.

Barnes said he had just withdrawn the money from a bank machine and put it in the pocket of his shorts before driving to the Marathon service station and Next Door Food Store in Comstock park, a Grand Rapids suburb.

He remembers noticing a patron acting suspiciously, asking the price of different brands of cigarettes and other items. While turned away, Barnes felt the hand in his pocket, so he took action.

"I guess I acted on instinct," he said.
Kent County sheriff's deputies said the store manager quickly came around the counter.

The three of them struggled through the front door, where two witnesses said the manager slammed Rae to the ground and held him there.

"There was blood everywhere," said another manager on duty, Abby Ostrom, 25.
Barnes was a regional runner-up in Golden Gloves competition in the novice and open divisions before enlisting in the Marines in 1956.

He lived most of his adult life in Comstock Park with his wife, Patricia, before recently moving to Ottawa County. The couple have three children.

After retiring as an iron worker, he now works part-time as a starter at a golf course.
Barnes said he'd probably do the same thing again under the same circumstances, if for no other reason than what he would face back home.

"I wouldn't want my wife to give me hell for lettin' that guy get my money," he said with a smile.
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Old 06-27-2007, 08:58 AM   #445
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Kid got jacked up by an old man. You gotta love a story like that.
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Old 06-27-2007, 09:13 AM   #446
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Learn how to spell....
The official Chiefsplanet spelling of "Moran"??

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Old 06-27-2007, 09:43 AM   #447
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Old 06-27-2007, 09:48 AM   #448
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I loved that story pennywise,


Keep up with the five finger discount, FightClub. You may not get the fist in the nose, but sooner or later you'll get the Karmic Kick in the pants you deserve.

Sorry your Dad was such a prick, dude. To a better life
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Old 06-27-2007, 10:26 AM   #449
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Personally, if I had seen you do it, I 'd have gone over and stuck that lap top up your ass and called the cops while you lay there trying to pry it out alll the while keeping you there with my foot on your pencil neck. If this is true, you're the type of person that has made this country go downhill. If not, then you are an attention whore. Either way, you are apparently a LOSER.
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Old 06-27-2007, 11:33 AM   #450
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I go to the CP functions and always have. If you want to see me, it isn't a hard thing to do.

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alright but dont say i didnt warn ya.
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