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Old 06-25-2007, 04:21 PM  
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Laptops, motorcycles, and hot chicks (a compilation)

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This thread is a compilation of three threads which were all started by the same person. They were merged into one thread since the person is probably not worthy of having three separate threads in the hall. The original thread begins here, and the links below will "jump" to the first posts in the second and third threads.
I stole a sweet laptop today

So I was in Paradise Cafe today for lunch and it was jam packed. There was this guy that was sitting in a booth all by his lonesome and had a sweet lookin laptop. The dude gets a call on his cell phone and decides to take the call outside. I was perplexed because he just left his laptop all by itself. So, its now been 15 minutes and the guy is STILL outside on the phone!

I thought to myself that I really needed a new laptop and this one was there for the taking. Well, there were no cameras in there and it was so busy that no one would notice so I went up to it casually and folded it up and exited the opposite door from him. Like taking candy from a baby.

And I dont feel too bad because the guy didnt have any business or work related stuff on there, just a couple of photo albums. Hey, if he is too stupid to leave his laptop alone for more than 15 minutes then he deserved it.

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Old 06-27-2007, 11:47 AM   #451
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Old 06-27-2007, 11:59 AM   #452
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Nobody is gonna fight at any ChiefsPlanet functions. The moment that kind of crap arrives is the moment organizers stop organizing.
no shit.

no reason to take a little shit-talking on the intarweb literal enough to do anything stupid
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Old 06-27-2007, 11:59 AM   #453
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That made me smile.
Yeah, me too. Chalk one up for the old guys, he hald all the credentials, Iron worker, ex-marine.
I used to play golf with an old fart, 78, that still ran concrete full time. Tuff little guy, would get in anybodys face.
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Old 06-27-2007, 12:02 PM   #454
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who said anything about fighting, i just wanna see if he can back his mouth up like he said he could.
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Old 06-27-2007, 12:04 PM   #455
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Nobody is gonna fight at any ChiefsPlanet functions. The moment that kind of crap arrives is the moment organizers stop organizing.
What about bitch slappin', Mr. Phobia? Is bitch slappin' allowed?

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Old 06-27-2007, 12:04 PM   #456
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Nobody is gonna fight at any ChiefsPlanet functions. The moment that kind of crap arrives is the moment organizers stop organizing.

Well crap, I was gonna show up and beat the hell out of myself. I really piss me off. I've tried to catch myself out sometime when I least expect it but I never show up. If I do catch up with myself I'll really pay the price . I'm sick and tired of my smart ass ways. I'd better look out.
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Old 06-27-2007, 12:07 PM   #457
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Well crap, I was gonna show up and beat the hell out of myself. I really piss me off. I've tried to catch myself out sometime when I least expect it but I never show up. If I do catch up with myself I'll really pay the price . I'm sick and tired of my smart ass ways. I'd better look out.
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Old 06-27-2007, 12:07 PM   #458
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who said anything about fighting, i just wanna see if he can back his mouth up like he said he could.
What does "back up your mouth" mean to 99% of the population? You guys are both likeable people in person. You'd probably enjoy hanging out together despite your internet differences. In fact, I know you'd have fun.
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Old 06-27-2007, 12:08 PM   #459
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What does "back up your mouth" mean to 99% of the population? You guys are both likeable people in person. You'd probably enjoy hanging out together despite your internet differences. In fact, I know you'd have fun.
means they'd both show up and be like "so you know that was just the internet right?"
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Old 06-27-2007, 12:12 PM   #460
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guess im a 1%er,besides i have more street smarts than to say anything anywhere other than neutral ground.

esp. where hed feel comfortable.
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Old 06-27-2007, 12:15 PM   #461
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guess im a 1%er,besides i have more street smarts than to say anything anywhere other than neutral ground.

esp. where hed feel comfortable.
I think everybody is a little more civil at the gatherings, which is why we've never even had raised voices much less fisticuffs.
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Old 06-27-2007, 12:16 PM   #462
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Nobody is gonna fight at any ChiefsPlanet functions. The moment that kind of crap arrives is the moment organizers stop organizing.
Hey, I wasn't talking to or about our pal Jethro here - he drew down on me without provocation. Then when I fired back, he started in with his "I bet you're not so tough in person" shit, just like Bronco LB 52 and BelowAverage. fuck him.

You know me. I'm the same person in person that I am here. This assclown is the one who challenged me, and if he shows up at a function and gets in my face, I'm certainly not going to run from him.
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Old 06-27-2007, 12:18 PM   #463
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i dont need to raise my voice phob. i just wanna see if his mouth has as much courage as his keyboard.

nor did i comment on how id be here or there. beside youd know id be a gentleman at anyones home who was kind enough to extend an invite.
nuff said.
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Old 06-27-2007, 12:20 PM   #464
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I'm certainly not going to run from him.
few get that chance.
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Old 06-27-2007, 12:22 PM   #465
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I don't think either one of you would actually be a problem. I just don't want somebody who might be on the fence in attending an event to be dissuaded by this discussion.
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