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Old 06-25-2007, 04:21 PM  
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Laptops, motorcycles, and hot chicks (a compilation)

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This thread is a compilation of three threads which were all started by the same person. They were merged into one thread since the person is probably not worthy of having three separate threads in the hall. The original thread begins here, and the links below will "jump" to the first posts in the second and third threads.
I stole a sweet laptop today

So I was in Paradise Cafe today for lunch and it was jam packed. There was this guy that was sitting in a booth all by his lonesome and had a sweet lookin laptop. The dude gets a call on his cell phone and decides to take the call outside. I was perplexed because he just left his laptop all by itself. So, its now been 15 minutes and the guy is STILL outside on the phone!

I thought to myself that I really needed a new laptop and this one was there for the taking. Well, there were no cameras in there and it was so busy that no one would notice so I went up to it casually and folded it up and exited the opposite door from him. Like taking candy from a baby.

And I dont feel too bad because the guy didnt have any business or work related stuff on there, just a couple of photo albums. Hey, if he is too stupid to leave his laptop alone for more than 15 minutes then he deserved it.

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Old 06-27-2007, 08:07 PM   #571
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You know, I understand that frazexual has an emoticon named after him. Perhaps a new one is in order?
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Old 06-27-2007, 08:09 PM   #572
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Damn, you turned on me faster than one of Jethro's pitbulls.


You're a good sport. But, I don't really want to think about me turning you on. I did shave my legs today, however.
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Old 06-27-2007, 08:11 PM   #573
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You're a good sport. But, I don't really want to think about me turning you on. I did shave my legs today, however.
I think I'm going to go play a computer game now.
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Old 06-27-2007, 08:14 PM   #574
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I think I'm going to go play a computer game now.
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Old 06-27-2007, 09:14 PM   #575
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this thread took a right turn at the pass and shifted into overdive.


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Old 06-27-2007, 09:18 PM   #576
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I think I'm going to go play a computer game now.
What happened to your username?
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Old 06-27-2007, 09:59 PM   #577
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Old 06-27-2007, 10:01 PM   #578
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What happened to your username?
Just read back a couple of pages - it's hard to miss.
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Old 06-27-2007, 10:15 PM   #579
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I have to say this took a....turn.

I'm not going to pile on Fraz's new found truth....but I'm also going to let someone else take the spot between him and gochiefs at the Urinal.
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Old 06-27-2007, 10:17 PM   #580
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I have to say this took a....turn.

I'm not going to pile on Fraz's new found truth....but I'm also going to let someone else take the spot between him and gochiefs at the Urinal.
Laugh it up, Corn Boy.
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Old 06-27-2007, 10:18 PM   #581
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Old 06-28-2007, 12:45 AM   #582
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too bad this thread is ending, but alas....all hof threads must eventually be purged. As far as the laptop thief is concerned, let him rot.
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Old 06-28-2007, 08:58 PM   #583
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Let just say tim keep those glasses on next time. And the rest of lol funny stuff.
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Old 06-29-2007, 08:39 AM   #584
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Old 06-29-2007, 10:37 AM   #585
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He hasn't had any activity here for 2 days, maybe he got arrested.
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