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Old 06-25-2007, 05:21 PM  
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This thread is a compilation of three threads which were all started by the same person. They were merged into one thread since the person is probably not worthy of having three separate threads in the hall. The original thread begins here, and the links below will "jump" to the first posts in the second and third threads.
I stole a sweet laptop today

So I was in Paradise Cafe today for lunch and it was jam packed. There was this guy that was sitting in a booth all by his lonesome and had a sweet lookin laptop. The dude gets a call on his cell phone and decides to take the call outside. I was perplexed because he just left his laptop all by itself. So, its now been 15 minutes and the guy is STILL outside on the phone!

I thought to myself that I really needed a new laptop and this one was there for the taking. Well, there were no cameras in there and it was so busy that no one would notice so I went up to it casually and folded it up and exited the opposite door from him. Like taking candy from a baby.

And I dont feel too bad because the guy didnt have any business or work related stuff on there, just a couple of photo albums. Hey, if he is too stupid to leave his laptop alone for more than 15 minutes then he deserved it.

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Old 06-29-2007, 12:36 PM   #586
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He hasn't had any activity here for 2 days, maybe he got arrested.
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Old 06-29-2007, 01:27 PM   #587
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Old 07-06-2007, 07:32 PM   #588
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This douche hasn't been on since 6/27.

The wheels of justice caught up with him or maybe karma dealt him a bad hand.
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Old 07-06-2007, 07:36 PM   #589
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Perhaps he was banned. The results of the poll did call for it.
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Old 07-06-2007, 07:39 PM   #590
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Perhaps he was banned. The results of the poll did call for it.
Wouldn't it say Banned under his username?
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Old 07-06-2007, 07:41 PM   #591
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Perhaps he was banned. The results of the poll did call for it.


I thought it took like an act of God for something like that to happen around here. It would be nice if a mod let us in on it if so.

That way we might feel that we have a little justice for the S.O.B.
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Old 07-06-2007, 07:43 PM   #592
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Well, whatever the reason, I'm just glad he's gone. What a piece of shit.
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Old 07-06-2007, 07:48 PM   #593
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Wouldn't it say Banned under his username?
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Old 07-06-2007, 08:08 PM   #594
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Old 07-06-2007, 08:16 PM   #595
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This douche hasn't been on since 6/27.

The wheels of justice caught up with him or maybe karma dealt him a bad hand.
That just means he hasn't logged in. He could be lurking as a guest or registered under a new username.
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Old 07-06-2007, 08:19 PM   #596
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That just means he hasn't logged in. He could be lurking as a guest or registered under a new username.


If someone on here is trying to peddle his laptop then its probably him. lol
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Old 07-06-2007, 09:03 PM   #597
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Holy shit....

Now I know what I missed while trying to get home from Whistler.

Felony theft, police certification, Tim needs Lasic.

Got it.

How this thread is not in the HOC is beyond me.....
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Old 07-06-2007, 09:09 PM   #598
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Old 07-07-2007, 12:19 AM   #599
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How this thread is not in the HOC is beyond me.....
Agreed

The fact that he disappeared makes this thread even funnier.
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Old 07-07-2007, 12:29 AM   #600
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Agreed

The fact that he disappeared makes this thread even funnier.
Wouldn't you be embarassed? You thought you were cool, and it was confirmed that you are a piece of shit.
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