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Old 06-25-2007, 04:21 PM  
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This thread is a compilation of three threads which were all started by the same person. They were merged into one thread since the person is probably not worthy of having three separate threads in the hall. The original thread begins here, and the links below will "jump" to the first posts in the second and third threads.
I stole a sweet laptop today

So I was in Paradise Cafe today for lunch and it was jam packed. There was this guy that was sitting in a booth all by his lonesome and had a sweet lookin laptop. The dude gets a call on his cell phone and decides to take the call outside. I was perplexed because he just left his laptop all by itself. So, its now been 15 minutes and the guy is STILL outside on the phone!

I thought to myself that I really needed a new laptop and this one was there for the taking. Well, there were no cameras in there and it was so busy that no one would notice so I went up to it casually and folded it up and exited the opposite door from him. Like taking candy from a baby.

And I dont feel too bad because the guy didnt have any business or work related stuff on there, just a couple of photo albums. Hey, if he is too stupid to leave his laptop alone for more than 15 minutes then he deserved it.

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Old 07-07-2007, 12:00 AM   #601
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Wouldn't you be embarassed? You thought you were cool, and it was confirmed that you are a piece of shit.
This guy was not embarrassed at all.
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Old 07-07-2007, 12:02 AM   #602
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This guy was not embarrassed at all.
I didn't read the whole thread. What goes around comes around. Good luck to this youngster, he will need it.
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Old 07-07-2007, 11:28 AM   #603
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Would be a better idea to get the local police station phone number as I doubt he said the real place he stole it from... The police would have a report on a laptop being stolen and could also look into a database that day for a incident anywhere else around the city... Then if they find out its true they can use his IP address to identify him and then use this page as a confession...
Take my advice and call the San Diego County Sheriffs Department. They have jurisdiction over the entire county and can nail this bastard even if he lives outside the city limits.
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Old 07-07-2007, 03:21 PM   #604
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This douche hasn't been on since 6/27.

The wheels of justice caught up with him or maybe karma dealt him a bad hand.
I hope so. But I don't think it's fun for him to post here anymore. He knows he's not welcome.
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Old 07-07-2007, 03:24 PM   #605
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Old 07-07-2007, 03:45 PM   #606
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He's known he wasn't welcome since he arrived. That never stopped him.
Never stopped me, neither. Aren't you glad!?!



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Old 07-07-2007, 04:03 PM   #607
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It is not stupid that someone would leave their laptop on a table unattended. What is stupid is that we don't have a culture of trust and goodwill where people would leave things alone that don't belong to them.

The person who needs to be taught a lesson is the person who doesn't understand in his core what is right, what belongs to him, and what does not.

These are things we are trying to teach our kids. Now.. how old are you?
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Old 07-07-2007, 04:29 PM   #608
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Old 07-07-2007, 04:56 PM   #609
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Wow. I'd never opened this thread before though it's been around for a while. It never occurred to me that this guy really did steal a laptop. I don't feel like reading a 40 page thread right now but I bet it's a good one.

What a bad, bad person to do such a thing.
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Old 07-07-2007, 04:57 PM   #610
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Wow. I'd never opened this thread before though it's been around for a while. It never occurred to me that this guy really did steal a laptop. I don't feel like reading a 40 page thread right now but I bet it's a good one.

What a bad, bad person to do such a thing.
If you change your mind, post number 510 on is all that really matters.
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Old 07-07-2007, 05:58 PM   #611
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Wow. I'd never opened this thread before though it's been around for a while. It never occurred to me that this guy really did steal a laptop. I don't feel like reading a 40 page thread right now but I bet it's a good one.

What a bad, bad person to do such a thing.

People really need to up their count of posts per page... This is only a 9 pager for me...

Man the entire BB must seem busy to you...
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Old 07-07-2007, 05:59 PM   #612
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People really need to up their count of posts per page... This is only a 9 pager for me...

Man the entire BB must seem busy to you...
13 here.
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Old 07-07-2007, 06:07 PM   #613
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People really need to up their count of posts per page... This is only a 9 pager for me...

Man the entire BB must seem busy to you...
There are benefits to using the 15 ppp, such as when some dipshit posts a 960x1080 picture it only ****s up a small part of the thread.
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Old 07-07-2007, 06:32 PM   #614
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Old 07-08-2007, 04:12 PM   #615
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Excuse me , who am I?

Well I'm not:
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and why the fugg do you have a problem with me, unless your defending a thief?

Your can go fugg yourself too.
really?

can i get permission to fugg myself too?

or does that only come with the premium package?
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