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Old 06-25-2007, 04:21 PM  
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Laptops, motorcycles, and hot chicks (a compilation)

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I stole a sweet laptop today

So I was in Paradise Cafe today for lunch and it was jam packed. There was this guy that was sitting in a booth all by his lonesome and had a sweet lookin laptop. The dude gets a call on his cell phone and decides to take the call outside. I was perplexed because he just left his laptop all by itself. So, its now been 15 minutes and the guy is STILL outside on the phone!

I thought to myself that I really needed a new laptop and this one was there for the taking. Well, there were no cameras in there and it was so busy that no one would notice so I went up to it casually and folded it up and exited the opposite door from him. Like taking candy from a baby.

And I dont feel too bad because the guy didnt have any business or work related stuff on there, just a couple of photo albums. Hey, if he is too stupid to leave his laptop alone for more than 15 minutes then he deserved it.

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Old 01-28-2008, 06:45 PM   #631
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Old 01-28-2008, 06:51 PM   #632
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I pity what you'd think if you ever went to a town in Western Kansas.
Spent 8 months in Emporia it was like, "doing time."
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Old 01-28-2008, 06:57 PM   #633
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What were you doing in Emporia?
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Old 01-28-2008, 07:06 PM   #634
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Old 01-28-2008, 07:06 PM   #635
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Old 01-28-2008, 07:12 PM   #638
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In fact I know the owner of the Paradise Grill, I'll talk to him this Tuesday and see what he knows.
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Old 01-28-2008, 07:13 PM   #639
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1984/85 the year before Leon Lett.
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I've always wanted to say that.
It's a real head turner in public.
But the owner of Paradise is calling me back tonight.
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Leon Lett. The Pride of ESU.
That's nothing, the Victory Bell on campus is named "Silent Joe" and the mascot looks just like Mickey Mouse minus the big ears. I surprised Disney hasn't sued them on trademark infringement laws.
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That's nothing, the Victory Bell on campus is named "Silent Joe" and the mascot looks just like Mickey Mouse minus the big ears. I surprised Disney hasn't sued them on trademark infringement laws.
I know. I just got out of school there. The big thing now is putting up these gay ****ing Corky statues everywhere.
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