Laptops, motorcycles, and hot chicks (a compilation)

[convict1983]

Originally Posted by DaFace

This thread is a compilation of three threads which were all started by the same person. They were merged into one thread since the person is probably not worthy of having three separate threads in the hall. The original thread begins here, and the links below will "jump" to the first posts in the second and third threads.

• Last night I got pulled over for going 100+ on my bike
• Chicks dig guys with bikes (pics to prove it)

I stole a sweet laptop today

So I was in Paradise Cafe today for lunch and it was jam packed. There was this guy that was sitting in a booth all by his lonesome and had a sweet lookin laptop. The dude gets a call on his cell phone and decides to take the call outside. I was perplexed because he just left his laptop all by itself. So, its now been 15 minutes and the guy is STILL outside on the phone!

I thought to myself that I really needed a new laptop and this one was there for the taking. Well, there were no cameras in there and it was so busy that no one would notice so I went up to it casually and folded it up and exited the opposite door from him. Like taking candy from a baby.

And I dont feel too bad because the guy didnt have any business or work related stuff on there, just a couple of photo albums. Hey, if he is too stupid to leave his laptop alone for more than 15 minutes then he deserved it.

[MTG#10]

Originally Posted by GoBo

I've knocked the dumbass into the red twice now, and I see he's back in the green again. I'd like to know who keeps giving him positive rep.

I got him back down.

[Bowser]

Originally Posted by Bwana

[Donger]

Originally Posted by Midnight_Vulture

Yes, because I really give a crap what a bunch of dorks think of me on the internet. Oh the horror I dont have a high "rep" count on the Chiefs message board. Man, I envy those that do. hahhahahaaha riiiight.

And I will be taking my bike out on a closed race track more often with some of my buddies that also ride as well. It will be easier to do stunts and tricks.

That wont stop me from enjoying myself or my bike on the open urban roads though.

You have a small penis, don't you.

[ChiTown]

Originally Posted by Midnight_Vulture

Yes, because I really give a crap what a bunch of dorks think of me on the internet.

Apparently you do, indeed, give a crap. If you didn't, why post your stupidity on an internet board full of dorks?

100 most definitely has to be your cycle speed and not your IQ. Wow.

[Midnight_Vulture]

I can get girls without my bike but having it doesnt hurt. When I take them home with me and ask me where is my car, I tell them I have a bike instead . Their eyes immediately light up in excitement.

For the record I also have an Audi but its not as much fun to drive.

[Amnorix]

Just be sure that when your luck finally runs out you don't take anyone with you.

[Mr. Plow]

Originally Posted by Midnight_Vulture

Yes, because I really give a crap what a bunch of dorks think of me on the internet. Oh the horror I dont have a high "rep" count on the Chiefs message board. Man, I envy those that do. hahhahahaaha riiiight.

And I will be taking my bike out on a closed race track more often with some of my buddies that also ride as well. It will be easier to do stunts and tricks.

That wont stop me from enjoying myself or my bike on the open urban roads though.

You say that now.....

[Donger]

Originally Posted by Midnight_Vulture

I can get girls without my bike but having it doesnt hurt. When I take them home with me and ask me where is my car, I tell them I have a bike instead . Their eyes immediately light up in excitement.

Yes, sure. But, only the really classy ones open up because of a motorcycle.

[kepp]

Originally Posted by Midnight_Vulture

I am 25 yrs old now.

I fear for our future generations...really.

[trndobrd]

Originally Posted by Midnight_Vulture

Yes, because I really give a crap what a bunch of dorks think of me on the internet. Oh the horror I dont have a high "rep" count on the Chiefs message board. Man, I envy those that do. hahhahahaaha riiiight.

And I will be taking my bike out on a closed race track more often with some of my buddies that also ride as well. It will be easier to do stunts and tricks.

That wont stop me from enjoying myself or my bike on the open urban roads though.

Obviously you do care, or you wouldn't have made your original post in an attempt to prove how cool you are.

Dork? Maybe. But I was riding a motorcycle when you were crying and holding on to your mommy's leg because she was going to leave you at kindergarten and seen enough crazy stuff to realize how dangerous it is every time I throw my leg over.

I sincerely hope it's Jethro in his lifted Chevy pickup that pulls out in front of you, and not some nice mother with a car full of kids that doesn't see a bike traveling at 100+ down a city street.

[eazyb81]

Originally Posted by Midnight_Vulture

I can get girls without my bike but having it doesnt hurt. When I take them home with me and ask me where is my car, I tell them I have a bike instead . Their eyes immediately light up in excitement.

For the record I also have an Audi but its not as much fun to drive.

Where do these girls hang out?

[ChiTown]

Originally Posted by Midnight_Vulture

I can get girls without my bike but having it doesnt hurt. When I take them home with me and ask me where is my car, I tell them I have a bike instead . Their eyes immediately light up in excitement.

True............

[DJ's left nut]

D-bag.

And it's not a re-post when reapplied.

[kepp]

Originally Posted by trndobrd

I sincerely hope it's Jethro in his lifted Chevy pickup that pulls out in front of you, and not some nice mother with a car full of kids that doesn't see a bike traveling at 100+ down a city street.

I 2nd that.

[scott free]

Originally Posted by trndobrd

I sincerely hope it's Jethro in his lifted Chevy pickup that pulls out in front of you, and not some nice mother with a car full of kids that doesn't see a bike traveling at 100+ down a city street.

Absolutely, THATS the worrisome part here...not whether HE survives it.