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Old 06-25-2007, 05:21 PM  
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Laptops, motorcycles, and hot chicks (a compilation)

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I stole a sweet laptop today

So I was in Paradise Cafe today for lunch and it was jam packed. There was this guy that was sitting in a booth all by his lonesome and had a sweet lookin laptop. The dude gets a call on his cell phone and decides to take the call outside. I was perplexed because he just left his laptop all by itself. So, its now been 15 minutes and the guy is STILL outside on the phone!

I thought to myself that I really needed a new laptop and this one was there for the taking. Well, there were no cameras in there and it was so busy that no one would notice so I went up to it casually and folded it up and exited the opposite door from him. Like taking candy from a baby.

And I dont feel too bad because the guy didnt have any business or work related stuff on there, just a couple of photo albums. Hey, if he is too stupid to leave his laptop alone for more than 15 minutes then he deserved it.

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Old 06-24-2008, 10:02 AM   #751
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that doesn't see a bike traveling at 100+ down a city street.
I somehow doubt that that concept has ever entered this person's mind.

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Old 06-24-2008, 10:04 AM   #752
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my guess is jr. high school.
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Old 06-24-2008, 10:04 AM   #753
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Dude, if you are going to ride like that, get some real gear and wear a helmet, the seasoned riders all call you "squid". I rode with some damn good riders, and they wore gear each and every time they went out, even if it was just down the road. Why? Cause all it takes is one second, one car to pull out, change lane, one spot of sand and you are flying over the bars.

I'm not gonna bash you for riding fast, my group did it very regularly in the bluffs in Iowa, and I know on a sport bike you don't feel you are even moving until you hit a buck twenty. Heck, with my wife on the back I shot up to 115 to prove the point, and she guessed we got up to 75.
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Old 06-24-2008, 10:04 AM   #754
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I don't blame him for driving fast, what else is a crotch rocket for? u guys on here act like a bunch pussies who are probably to fat to even ride a sport bike.
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Old 06-24-2008, 10:05 AM   #755
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Old 06-24-2008, 10:06 AM   #756
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Vulture... such a ironic name for you.

I get a mental image of vultures picking at your bones after your wonderful attempt at stupidity.
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Old 06-24-2008, 10:08 AM   #757
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I don't blame him for driving fast, what else is a crotch rocket for? u guys on here act like a bunch pussies who are probably to fat to even ride a sport bike.
For some people, realizing that just because something can be done doesn't mean it should be done, comes naturally.
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Old 06-24-2008, 10:10 AM   #758
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Old 06-24-2008, 10:12 AM   #759
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For some people, realizing that just because something can be done doesn't mean it should be done, comes naturally.
its his choice just like its mine to go out and drive after getting tanked. I don't care about anyone on the road. if your in my way your fair game when im driving home at night. hey vulture what time was it when you got pulled over?


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Old 06-24-2008, 10:13 AM   #760
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its his choice just like its mine to go out and drive after getting tanked. I don't care about anyone on the road. if your in my way your fair game when im driving home at night. hey vulture what time was it when you got pulled over?


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Old 06-24-2008, 10:15 AM   #762
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It was in an urban area down here in Atlanta and this stupid pig came out of nowhere and put an end to my fun. I am sure I made his week because I bet he went back to the station and bragged to all his pig friends that he just pulled over some hotshot going over 100 on his sweet bike. Stupid pigs.
Yeah, don't worry about having to call those same officers when your bike is stolen, or to scrape what remains of your brains off the pavement when you misjudge another driver or the road.

My only problem with it is the taxpayers are probably going to be stuck with the medical bills feeding and caring for your vegetable self after that wreck.

That's where I've seen you before! You're the motorcyclist version of "The Kid" from The Stand.

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Unfortunately, mental pre-adolescents like Vulture and Marlboro Chief/Whatsmynameagain will never realize that.

Look on the bright side. If they earn a Darwin award before they manage to convince Suzee down at the trailer park to reproduce with them, the species is better off.
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Old 06-24-2008, 10:17 AM   #763
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This story would be a lot more cool if the bike you were referring to was a Schwinn or something.


Anyway, I'll post the obligatory RIP Vulture.
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its his choice just like its mine to go out and drive after getting tanked. I don't care about anyone on the road. if your in my way your fair game when im driving home at night. hey vulture what time was it when you got pulled over?


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