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Old 06-25-2007, 04:21 PM  
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Laptops, motorcycles, and hot chicks (a compilation)

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This thread is a compilation of three threads which were all started by the same person. They were merged into one thread since the person is probably not worthy of having three separate threads in the hall. The original thread begins here, and the links below will "jump" to the first posts in the second and third threads.
I stole a sweet laptop today

So I was in Paradise Cafe today for lunch and it was jam packed. There was this guy that was sitting in a booth all by his lonesome and had a sweet lookin laptop. The dude gets a call on his cell phone and decides to take the call outside. I was perplexed because he just left his laptop all by itself. So, its now been 15 minutes and the guy is STILL outside on the phone!

I thought to myself that I really needed a new laptop and this one was there for the taking. Well, there were no cameras in there and it was so busy that no one would notice so I went up to it casually and folded it up and exited the opposite door from him. Like taking candy from a baby.

And I dont feel too bad because the guy didnt have any business or work related stuff on there, just a couple of photo albums. Hey, if he is too stupid to leave his laptop alone for more than 15 minutes then he deserved it.

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Old 06-24-2008, 02:20 PM   #946
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Old 06-24-2008, 02:21 PM   #947
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have any of you never drove drunk? then shut the **** up!
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Probably many have. And if said posters had gotten pulled over then they would have realized that they were the dipshit instead of blaming the police for simply doing their job. Sure, I did a lot of stupid stuff in my youth. Don't think I ever was stupid enough to drive like a maniac after drinking, though.
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Old 06-24-2008, 02:21 PM   #948
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... im great at drunk driver.


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Old 06-24-2008, 02:22 PM   #949
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Man the other clown can at least play the part! You on the other hand have no game. It must be a drag to suck at being a troll
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Old 06-24-2008, 02:22 PM   #950
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Old 06-24-2008, 02:22 PM   #951
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Old 06-24-2008, 02:24 PM   #952
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Considering I ride 15 miles/per day, I'd say that you're mistaken.

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not surprising at all. does all that "riding" make scott tired?


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Old 06-24-2008, 02:25 PM   #954
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not surprising at all. does all that "riding" make scott tired?


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I'm sorry, but I don't understand your question.
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Old 06-24-2008, 02:29 PM   #955
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im great at drunk driver.

Well this rules out Jared Allen any other ideas on who the poster is?
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Old 06-24-2008, 02:30 PM   #956
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if you are afraid of the night don't come out. hopefully if I do take anyone out its you or your family members.


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Old 06-24-2008, 02:33 PM   #957
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I hope someone gets the video and puts it on youtube when you hit a box turtle going that fast.
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1. I don't need a motorcycle, never did. Married 12 years with 3 kids.
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3. Yes, I've driven drunk, but I haven't ever since the hit and run against that dumbass riding the motorcycle going over 100 mph without a helmet. I learned my lesson.
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Old 06-24-2008, 02:36 PM   #960
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