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Old 06-25-2007, 05:21 PM  
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Laptops, motorcycles, and hot chicks (a compilation)

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This thread is a compilation of three threads which were all started by the same person. They were merged into one thread since the person is probably not worthy of having three separate threads in the hall. The original thread begins here, and the links below will "jump" to the first posts in the second and third threads.
I stole a sweet laptop today

So I was in Paradise Cafe today for lunch and it was jam packed. There was this guy that was sitting in a booth all by his lonesome and had a sweet lookin laptop. The dude gets a call on his cell phone and decides to take the call outside. I was perplexed because he just left his laptop all by itself. So, its now been 15 minutes and the guy is STILL outside on the phone!

I thought to myself that I really needed a new laptop and this one was there for the taking. Well, there were no cameras in there and it was so busy that no one would notice so I went up to it casually and folded it up and exited the opposite door from him. Like taking candy from a baby.

And I dont feel too bad because the guy didnt have any business or work related stuff on there, just a couple of photo albums. Hey, if he is too stupid to leave his laptop alone for more than 15 minutes then he deserved it.

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Old 06-24-2008, 04:41 PM   #1021
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I think your Mithrandir account is still active, as is Draven.
Pretty sure they both got banned. I'll attempt to log in though.
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Old 06-24-2008, 04:42 PM   #1022
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Old 06-24-2008, 04:47 PM   #1023
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Old 06-24-2008, 04:50 PM   #1024
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Old 06-24-2008, 04:51 PM   #1025
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Old 06-24-2008, 04:52 PM   #1026
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It seems like once a month some moron posts here about some law he broke, and laughs about it.

Anybody else feel that way?


Yeah. Its the off season. Someone is bored. Playing a joke on the planet.

Oh well. Still makes for a good read.
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Old 06-24-2008, 04:53 PM   #1027
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Good lord, you have 4500 posts on a DIFFERENT account?
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Old 06-24-2008, 04:54 PM   #1028
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Good lord, you have 4500 posts on a DIFFERENT account?
Cheese probably has in the neighborhood of 100K posts when you factor in all of his different identities. Morphius should list all his other logins, if it won't crash the server.
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Old 06-24-2008, 04:55 PM   #1029
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Your what the motorcycle community calls a "squid." Please wear your gear, dont be a dumbass.

"Squirrely" and "kid" (possibly taken from California surfing culture), or
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Old 06-24-2008, 04:55 PM   #1030
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Good lord, you have 4500 posts on a DIFFERENT account?
well to be fair, it is almost 6 years old...
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Old 06-24-2008, 04:55 PM   #1031
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Good lord, you have 4500 posts on a DIFFERENT account?
No, those were my original posts from way back when if memory serves. I think Phobia combined my accounts or something.

So the 4500 you see there is also included in my present post count on this ID. They aren't separate.
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Old 06-24-2008, 04:56 PM   #1032
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Cheese probably has in the neighborhood of 100K posts when you factor in all of his different identities. Morphius should list all his other logins, if it won't crash the server.
Not even close. There were maybe...10 of those accounts and none of them made it past a few hundred posts.
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Old 06-24-2008, 04:56 PM   #1033
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Old 06-24-2008, 04:58 PM   #1034
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