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Old 06-25-2007, 05:21 PM  
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Laptops, motorcycles, and hot chicks (a compilation)

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I stole a sweet laptop today

So I was in Paradise Cafe today for lunch and it was jam packed. There was this guy that was sitting in a booth all by his lonesome and had a sweet lookin laptop. The dude gets a call on his cell phone and decides to take the call outside. I was perplexed because he just left his laptop all by itself. So, its now been 15 minutes and the guy is STILL outside on the phone!

I thought to myself that I really needed a new laptop and this one was there for the taking. Well, there were no cameras in there and it was so busy that no one would notice so I went up to it casually and folded it up and exited the opposite door from him. Like taking candy from a baby.

And I dont feel too bad because the guy didnt have any business or work related stuff on there, just a couple of photo albums. Hey, if he is too stupid to leave his laptop alone for more than 15 minutes then he deserved it.

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Old 06-24-2008, 05:00 PM   #1036
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Old 06-24-2008, 05:02 PM   #1037
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Your what the motorcycle community calls a "squid." Please wear your gear, dont be a dumbass.
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Old 06-24-2008, 05:04 PM   #1038
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Well it looks like we're done talking about dumb ass motorcyclists.

Good. This douchenozzle got WAY too much attention for his dumbassery.

About 350 posts worth, it looks like.
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Old 06-24-2008, 05:06 PM   #1039
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Old 06-24-2008, 05:11 PM   #1040
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Old 06-24-2008, 05:24 PM   #1041
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What in the hell is all this talk about drunk driving??? In no way shape or form was I drunk driving. I would of been arrested if that was the case sheesh.

And I love how some of you "law abiding" posters claim you would love to swirve in my way and kill somebody like me just because I was speeding. Really niiiice way of thinking.
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Old 06-24-2008, 05:25 PM   #1042
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What in the hell is all this talk about drunk driving??? In no way shape or form was I drunk driving. I would of been arrested if that was the case sheesh.
Not long on reading comprehension? Those posts were aimed at the other idiot in this thread, Whatsmynameagain.
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And I love how some of you "law abiding" posters claim you would love to swirve in my way and kill somebody like me just because I was speeding. Really niiiice way of thinking.
I wouldn't swerve...to miss you. I might run into another vehicle and hurt someone.

I've seen what happens when the human body goes from 100 MPH or so to 0 in .1 seconds. Keep a spatula on your bike. Just don't take any innocents with you.

When it happens, I'm sure your epitaph will be appropriate: No Great Loss

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Old 06-24-2008, 05:31 PM   #1043
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Old 06-24-2008, 05:33 PM   #1044
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What in the hell is all this talk about drunk driving??? In no way shape or form was I drunk driving. I would of been arrested if that was the case sheesh.

And I love how some of you "law abiding" posters claim you would love to swirve in my way and kill somebody like me just because I was speeding. Really niiiice way of thinking.
You should probably move on. I think most have lost interest in your dumbassery.
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Old 06-24-2008, 05:50 PM   #1045
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What in the hell is all this talk about drunk driving??? In no way shape or form was I drunk driving. I would of been arrested if that was the case sheesh.

And I love how some of you "law abiding" posters claim you would love to swirve in my way and kill somebody like me just because I was speeding. Really niiiice way of thinking.

Id much rather see you smeared all over the pavement than see you kill a family of 4.>>
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Old 06-24-2008, 05:58 PM   #1046
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Well, it finally happened. I usually speed on my bike almost everyday and it finally caught up to me. I got a ticket from this stupid pig.

I guess going 100+ without a helmet is againist the law or something LOL.

I just cant help it though. Once you get on those things you want to soar like a bird its not even funny.
've risked my life too many times for the sake of a thrill. I understand your desire, I really do. But the difference with me was that I didn't risk hurting someone else to get my thrill. It went bad I was the only one that would get hurt or killed. Big difference.

I hope you grow up faster than I did. Life's too damn short and precious to throw away on something stupid.

The quicker you realize the potential harm to others your actions can cause the better for your community and yourself.
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Old 06-24-2008, 06:08 PM   #1047
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I understand the need for speed. I'm probably one of the worst adrenaline junkies you'll ever meet. Take it from one of the lucky ones, save that shit for a track.
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Old 06-24-2008, 06:20 PM   #1048
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've risked my life too many times for the sake of a thrill. I understand your desire, I really do. But the difference with me was that I didn't risk hurting someone else to get my thrill. It went bad I was the only one that would get hurt or killed. Big difference.

I hope you grow up faster than I did. Life's too damn short and precious to throw away on something stupid.

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Old 06-24-2008, 06:28 PM   #1049
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Old 06-24-2008, 06:45 PM   #1050
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