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Old 06-25-2007, 04:21 PM  
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Laptops, motorcycles, and hot chicks (a compilation)

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This thread is a compilation of three threads which were all started by the same person. They were merged into one thread since the person is probably not worthy of having three separate threads in the hall. The original thread begins here, and the links below will "jump" to the first posts in the second and third threads.
I stole a sweet laptop today

So I was in Paradise Cafe today for lunch and it was jam packed. There was this guy that was sitting in a booth all by his lonesome and had a sweet lookin laptop. The dude gets a call on his cell phone and decides to take the call outside. I was perplexed because he just left his laptop all by itself. So, its now been 15 minutes and the guy is STILL outside on the phone!

I thought to myself that I really needed a new laptop and this one was there for the taking. Well, there were no cameras in there and it was so busy that no one would notice so I went up to it casually and folded it up and exited the opposite door from him. Like taking candy from a baby.

And I dont feel too bad because the guy didnt have any business or work related stuff on there, just a couple of photo albums. Hey, if he is too stupid to leave his laptop alone for more than 15 minutes then he deserved it.

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Old 06-24-2008, 06:10 PM   #1051
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I haven't read the entire thread, but have you ever stolen a laptop while in San Diego?
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Old 06-24-2008, 06:16 PM   #1052
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I haven't read the entire thread, but have you ever stolen a laptop while in San Diego?
No shit you didn't read the thread, you're about the 20th person to ask that.
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Old 06-24-2008, 06:20 PM   #1053
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It's too late, you gotta start it in January. and then lock the thread until the end of the year and see who wins. I'll start one next year, I promise.
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Old 06-24-2008, 06:21 PM   #1054
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im feeling out of place arund all of you Rump Rangers. this guy iowanian would rathr play with a dick than have a motorcycle. wow!


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I suddenly feel the sporting need to pump you around a little until your account explodes into a tube sock. A bumblebee in the kock Eye is too kind for your dumb ass.

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Old 06-24-2008, 06:25 PM   #1055
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Jeez, 26 pages, 380+ posts in a single day? It's been a long time, other than a official game thread that got pst 20 pages....
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Old 06-24-2008, 06:26 PM   #1056
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Old 06-24-2008, 06:28 PM   #1057
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Jeez, 26 pages, 380+ posts in a single day? It's been a long time, other than a official game thread that got pst 20 pages....
I was just getting ready to comment on the ferocious response, we might have to nominate this one for the Hall.
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Old 06-24-2008, 06:29 PM   #1058
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Jeez, 26 pages, 380+ posts in a single day? It's been a long time, other than a official game thread that got pst 20 pages....
We're desperate for entertainment this time of year.
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Old 06-24-2008, 07:06 PM   #1059
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We're desperate for entertainment this time of year.
Obviously, it shows.
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Old 06-24-2008, 07:19 PM   #1060
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Yep, and when Tards are this stupid it's really easy pickings.
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Old 06-24-2008, 07:45 PM   #1061
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I was just getting ready to comment on the ferocious response, we might have to nominate this one for the Hall.
It's already nominated.

http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showthread.php?t=185290

I move it once the action's died down in a few days.
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Old 06-24-2008, 08:17 PM   #1062
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Sounds like a bunch of you guys are over the hill and much older. No offense but I am only 25 and living it up. I understand a lot of you guys already have grandkids and stuff like that.

And whats this crap about me stealing a laptop. I dont steal.
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Old 06-24-2008, 08:19 PM   #1063
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Sounds like a bunch of you guys are over the hill and much older. No offense but I am only 25 and living it up. I understand a lot of you guys already have grandkids and stuff like that.

And whats this crap about me stealing a laptop. I dont steal.
You will, Mr. Midnight_Vulture. You will.

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Old 06-24-2008, 08:19 PM   #1064
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Sounds like a bunch of you guys are over the hill and much older. No offense but I am only 25 and living it up. I understand a lot of you guys already have grandkids and stuff like that.

And whats this crap about me stealing a laptop. I dont steal.
Well, obviously you don't value your life too much. Doubt you'd make it past 30 if you're gonna continue your habits. One of those days, you're gonna do something that you really are going to regret....

Of course, that is assuming you do survive....
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Old 06-24-2008, 08:21 PM   #1065
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Sounds like a bunch of you guys are over the hill and much older. No offense but I am only 25 and living it up. I understand a lot of you guys already have grandkids and stuff like that.

And whats this crap about me stealing a laptop. I dont steal.
I'm 26, and I think it's stupid. I won't lecture you about it or anything, though.
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