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Old 06-25-2007, 04:21 PM  
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This thread is a compilation of three threads which were all started by the same person. They were merged into one thread since the person is probably not worthy of having three separate threads in the hall. The original thread begins here, and the links below will "jump" to the first posts in the second and third threads.
I stole a sweet laptop today

So I was in Paradise Cafe today for lunch and it was jam packed. There was this guy that was sitting in a booth all by his lonesome and had a sweet lookin laptop. The dude gets a call on his cell phone and decides to take the call outside. I was perplexed because he just left his laptop all by itself. So, its now been 15 minutes and the guy is STILL outside on the phone!

I thought to myself that I really needed a new laptop and this one was there for the taking. Well, there were no cameras in there and it was so busy that no one would notice so I went up to it casually and folded it up and exited the opposite door from him. Like taking candy from a baby.

And I dont feel too bad because the guy didnt have any business or work related stuff on there, just a couple of photo albums. Hey, if he is too stupid to leave his laptop alone for more than 15 minutes then he deserved it.
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Old 06-24-2008, 08:22 PM   #1066
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Sounds like a bunch of you guys are over the hill and much older. No offense but I am only 25 and living it up. I understand a lot of you guys already have grandkids and stuff like that.

And whats this crap about me stealing a laptop. I dont steal.
Dude live it up, take this ticket as a wakeup call and slow down.

I use to run enduro, (pre crotch rockets) all it takes is some loose gravel, (those trucks do spill it at times) especially in turns.....

it will scare the hell outta you but sounds like that is next....

we just don't want you to end up dead and if you keep it up, odds go way up.

you aren't invincible and too fast can't get you stopped at times before you kill yourself or someone else.

Long time to live unless and it can be shortened quickly........

Listen to the adults on here that have been there done that.
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Old 06-24-2008, 08:23 PM   #1067
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I do value my life. You can die in a car accident like that. Its that easy. Life is too short to be so scared of everything.

I find that some of you are a little envious that I am livin it up while you guys are stuck with the boring suburbian family life. I know I would be.
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Old 06-24-2008, 08:25 PM   #1068
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You're right, of course, Mr. Midnight_Vulture. I live a very boring life. I'm getting a little sleepy right now just reading your postations.

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Old 06-24-2008, 08:26 PM   #1069
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I do value my life. You can die in a car accident like that. Its that easy. Life is too short to be so scared of everything.

I find that some of you are a little envious that I am livin it up while you guys are stuck with the boring suburbian family life. I know I would be.
Though I won't lecture you, as I said, the idea that people are telling you this because they are "envious" is absurd.
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Old 06-24-2008, 08:27 PM   #1070
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I do value my life. You can die in a car accident like that. Its that easy. Life is too short to be so scared of everything.

I find that some of you are a little envious that I am livin it up while you guys are stuck with the boring suburbian family life. I know I would be.
big difference between scared and safe. put this 100 mph stuff on a track.
the Freeway and city streets are not YOUR PRIVATE RACE TRACK.
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Old 06-24-2008, 08:28 PM   #1071
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I find that some of you are a little envious that I am livin it up while you guys are stuck with the boring suburbian family life.
Yeah, that's probably it...
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Old 06-24-2008, 08:33 PM   #1072
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Though I won't lecture you, as I said, the idea that people are telling you this because they are "envious" is absurd.
This punk is absurd. He has a mental age of 14.
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Old 06-24-2008, 08:37 PM   #1073
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Sounds like a bunch of you guys are over the hill and much older. No offense but I am only 25 and living it up. I understand a lot of you guys already have grandkids and stuff like that.

And whats this crap about me stealing a laptop. I dont steal.
25 and living it up is coming here and starting a thread about how very cool you really are? yeah baby!
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Old 06-24-2008, 08:39 PM   #1074
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Old 06-24-2008, 08:40 PM   #1075
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Sounds like a bunch of you guys are over the hill and much older. No offense but I am only 25 and living it up. I understand a lot of you guys already have grandkids and stuff like that.

And whats this crap about me stealing a laptop. I dont steal.
Stay Down Bitch!!
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Interesting stat I ran into:

"Almost two thirds of the fatalities were associated with speeding as an operator contributing factor in the crash" (referring to fatal motorcycle accidents)

http://www.webbikeworld.com/Motorcycle-Safety/crash.htm
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Old 06-24-2008, 08:46 PM   #1079
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I do value my life. You can die in a car accident like that. Its that easy. Life is too short to be so scared of everything.

I find that some of you are a little envious that I am livin it up while you guys are stuck with the boring suburbian family life. I know I would be.
You value your life? Bravo Foxtrot Delta.

How about the lives of everyone else on the road you put at risk with these asinine stunts?

They are the only reason I give a damn. You aren't mature enough to keep your adrenaline search confined to a safe (for others) environment like a track. Thus, I personally hope that when you do splatter your brains over the road you don't take any innocents with you. For the good of the species, hopefully you'll do it before you breed with Suzee Mae from your trailer park. You're nothing but a selfish little dumbass, as your "rush" is more important to you than the safety of others on the road.

You might get older and smarter, but I doubt it.
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