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Old 06-25-2007, 04:21 PM  
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Laptops, motorcycles, and hot chicks (a compilation)

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This thread is a compilation of three threads which were all started by the same person. They were merged into one thread since the person is probably not worthy of having three separate threads in the hall. The original thread begins here, and the links below will "jump" to the first posts in the second and third threads.
I stole a sweet laptop today

So I was in Paradise Cafe today for lunch and it was jam packed. There was this guy that was sitting in a booth all by his lonesome and had a sweet lookin laptop. The dude gets a call on his cell phone and decides to take the call outside. I was perplexed because he just left his laptop all by itself. So, its now been 15 minutes and the guy is STILL outside on the phone!

I thought to myself that I really needed a new laptop and this one was there for the taking. Well, there were no cameras in there and it was so busy that no one would notice so I went up to it casually and folded it up and exited the opposite door from him. Like taking candy from a baby.

And I dont feel too bad because the guy didnt have any business or work related stuff on there, just a couple of photo albums. Hey, if he is too stupid to leave his laptop alone for more than 15 minutes then he deserved it.

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Old 06-25-2008, 11:55 AM   #1156
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Old 06-25-2008, 11:56 AM   #1157
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Your point is well made, Mr. Midnight_Vulture. Gang girls and sluts with orange faces are attracted to bikes.

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Old 06-25-2008, 11:57 AM   #1158
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Old 06-25-2008, 11:59 AM   #1159
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How do we know they love bikes? I see the two chicks, but if there is anything girls love if to be nice to hadicapped people. You need to have someway of verifying they are there for the bikes and not the free boons farm wine and also prove that they are not just standing with you for a picture to "make the retard feel normal"
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Old 06-25-2008, 12:00 PM   #1160
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I wonder if the type of chick varies with the type of bike? Could we have a breakdown of that please?
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Old 06-25-2008, 12:01 PM   #1161
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Old 06-25-2008, 12:02 PM   #1162
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Old 06-25-2008, 12:03 PM   #1163
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How do we know they love bikes? I see the two chicks, but if there is anything girls love if to be nice to hadicapped people. You need to have someway of verifying they are there for the bikes and not the free boons farm wine and also prove that they are not just standing with you for a picture to "make the retard feel normal"
Agreed. Unless a three some is going on ON the bike in the photo, they could well be COUSINS!

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Old 06-25-2008, 12:03 PM   #1164
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Old 06-25-2008, 12:05 PM   #1165
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Old 06-25-2008, 12:07 PM   #1166
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Old 06-25-2008, 12:08 PM   #1167
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Old 06-25-2008, 12:08 PM   #1168
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Old 06-25-2008, 12:08 PM   #1169
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I am not trying to brag but for those that thought I was full of crap when I said chicks dig guys with bikes. Here is a pic from the party I was at last weekend.

Both look like they could carry a disease and you look like you have never seen a weight room. What is there to be impressed about?
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