Laptops, motorcycles, and hot chicks (a compilation)

[convict1983]

Originally Posted by DaFace

This thread is a compilation of three threads which were all started by the same person. They were merged into one thread since the person is probably not worthy of having three separate threads in the hall. The original thread begins here, and the links below will "jump" to the first posts in the second and third threads.

• Last night I got pulled over for going 100+ on my bike
• Chicks dig guys with bikes (pics to prove it)

I stole a sweet laptop today

So I was in Paradise Cafe today for lunch and it was jam packed. There was this guy that was sitting in a booth all by his lonesome and had a sweet lookin laptop. The dude gets a call on his cell phone and decides to take the call outside. I was perplexed because he just left his laptop all by itself. So, its now been 15 minutes and the guy is STILL outside on the phone!

I thought to myself that I really needed a new laptop and this one was there for the taking. Well, there were no cameras in there and it was so busy that no one would notice so I went up to it casually and folded it up and exited the opposite door from him. Like taking candy from a baby.

And I dont feel too bad because the guy didnt have any business or work related stuff on there, just a couple of photo albums. Hey, if he is too stupid to leave his laptop alone for more than 15 minutes then he deserved it.

[Demonpenz]

quicksilver doesn't act like something he's not.

[trndobrd]

Male pattern baldness at 25 is teh suck.

[scott free]

Originally Posted by Mr. Plow

Did the one guys cell phone battery go dead?

No, his boss told him to get off the damn phone & get ta moppin.

[Pablo]

Originally Posted by trndobrd

Male pattern baldness at 25 is teh suck.

The eyebrow ring is a clever distraction.

[QuikSsurfer]

Originally Posted by Demonpenz

quicksilver doesn't act like something he's not.

Thank you, sir.

[Dartgod]

Originally Posted by CoMoChief

Whos that douchebag in the middle?

Originally Posted by Dimension2112

Repost! look at the first page, Dartgod already said it.

Originally Posted by Dartgod

Who's the douchebag in the middle? ©

You owe me $1.19 in copyright fees.

[Griswald]

Originally Posted by Demonpenz

quicksilver doesn't act like something he's not.

Originally Posted by QuikSsurfer

Thank you, sir.

[Griswald]

Originally Posted by Dartgod

You owe me $1.19 in copyright fees.

Don't forget the ®™

[bowener]

Originally Posted by trndobrd

Male pattern baldness at 25 is teh suck.

Good god what a tan whore... umm... not sure how to pharse that exactly. I mean that she is a whore of tanning, which is easy to notice by the fact that her stomach is an unhealthy 12 shades darker orange than her already unhealthy orange face. but hey! her body looks like its 2 steps up from the other chicks.

[Dartgod]

Originally Posted by bowener

Good god what a tan whore... umm... not sure how to pharse that exactly. I mean that she is a whore of tanning, which is easy to notice by the fact that her stomach is an unhealthy 12 shades darker orange than her already unhealthy orange face. but hey! her body looks like its 2 steps up from the other chicks.

To be fair, the person to her left is a guy. He also might be black. NTTIAWWT

[Fish]

Interesting that these pics are from a photobucket account under the name of Finch83.

Our old douchebag buddy Fightclub1983 posted under an known alternate by the name of Finch83 as well.... which was changed to Felch83....

What a strange coincidence....

http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showp...4&postcount=96

Laptop stealin douche....

[scott free]

Originally Posted by trndobrd

Male pattern baldness at 25 is teh suck.

The chick bottom right is definitely not enjoying the party...vulture must've told her she wasnt getting a motorcycle ride.

[QuikSsurfer]

Originally Posted by KC Fish

Interesting that these pics are from a photobucket account under the name of Finch83.

Our old douchebag buddy Fightclub1983 posted under an known alternate by the name of Finch83 as well.... which was changed to Felch83....

What a strange coincidence....

http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showp...4&postcount=96

Laptop stealin douche....

[Tribal Warfare]

Vulture, welcome to the Planet and the christening of pile-ons. Enjoy it, and embrace it

[Mr. Plow]

Originally Posted by trndobrd

Male pattern baldness at 25 is teh suck.

Man, what happened to that chicks face?