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Old 06-25-2007, 05:21 PM  
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Laptops, motorcycles, and hot chicks (a compilation)

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This thread is a compilation of three threads which were all started by the same person. They were merged into one thread since the person is probably not worthy of having three separate threads in the hall. The original thread begins here, and the links below will "jump" to the first posts in the second and third threads.
I stole a sweet laptop today

So I was in Paradise Cafe today for lunch and it was jam packed. There was this guy that was sitting in a booth all by his lonesome and had a sweet lookin laptop. The dude gets a call on his cell phone and decides to take the call outside. I was perplexed because he just left his laptop all by itself. So, its now been 15 minutes and the guy is STILL outside on the phone!

I thought to myself that I really needed a new laptop and this one was there for the taking. Well, there were no cameras in there and it was so busy that no one would notice so I went up to it casually and folded it up and exited the opposite door from him. Like taking candy from a baby.

And I dont feel too bad because the guy didnt have any business or work related stuff on there, just a couple of photo albums. Hey, if he is too stupid to leave his laptop alone for more than 15 minutes then he deserved it.

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Old 06-25-2008, 03:49 PM   #1411
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Old 06-25-2008, 03:49 PM   #1412
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I'm posting from a windless room in a Chicago skyscraper, taking a break from working on 70 page lease agreement that's just about to bore me into a coma. The idea of riding a motorcycle 100 mph or throwing a shot into either one of those chicks in the picture sounds pretty goddamn appealing to me right about now.

More power to you, kid. Enjoy it while it lasts.

And he's right - we do sound like a bunch of old women.
Ouch. Why are you stuck doing that?

If it makes you feel better, one of my poor partners was stuck reviewing a 100 page lease -- for a 4,000 square foot office space!! The lawyers for the landlord's obviously decided they needed the world's most comprehensive lease for a silly little box of cubicles.
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Old 06-25-2008, 03:49 PM   #1413
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? thieving? What am I missing?
FightClub83 is the guy that came on here last year bragging how he stole an unattended laptop from some guy in a coffee shop or some place like that.

http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showthread.php?t=165020
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Old 06-25-2008, 03:49 PM   #1414
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? thieving? What am I missing?
http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showthread.php?t=165020
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Old 06-25-2008, 03:49 PM   #1415
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Old 06-25-2008, 03:52 PM   #1416
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Old 06-25-2008, 03:55 PM   #1417
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Man, what happened to that chicks face?
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Old 06-25-2008, 03:55 PM   #1418
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I just figured it out: he looks like Shepard Smith.
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Old 06-25-2008, 03:55 PM   #1419
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Old 06-25-2008, 03:56 PM   #1420
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I just figured it out: he looks like Shepard Smith.
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Old 06-25-2008, 03:57 PM   #1421
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Interesting that these pics are from a photobucket account under the name of Finch83.

Our old douchebag buddy Fightclub1983 posted under an known alternate by the name of Finch83 as well.... which was changed to Felch83....

What a strange coincidence....

http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showp...4&postcount=96

Laptop stealin douche....
Hmmm. I wonder if this is his myspace page:

http://www.myspace.com/finch83

I can't tell if it's the same douche or not.
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Old 06-25-2008, 03:59 PM   #1422
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Its funny how he's gone so silent, after our outstanding Planet sleuths got on the case & busted him.

These guys arent nearly as dumb as you thought, are they vulture?
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Old 06-25-2008, 04:07 PM   #1423
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Hey, this is getting boring now. how bout we all try to convince the rest of chiefs planet that we are indeed the coolest guy on earth. OK, who wants to start. Why are you the coolest?
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Old 06-25-2008, 04:10 PM   #1424
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Old 06-25-2008, 04:10 PM   #1425
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Hey, this is getting boring now. how bout we all try to convince the rest of chiefs planet that we are indeed the coolest guy on earth. OK, who wants to start. Why are you the coolest?

i'm hot cuz i'm fly, u ain't cuz u not
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