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Old 06-25-2007, 04:21 PM  
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Laptops, motorcycles, and hot chicks (a compilation)

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This thread is a compilation of three threads which were all started by the same person. They were merged into one thread since the person is probably not worthy of having three separate threads in the hall. The original thread begins here, and the links below will "jump" to the first posts in the second and third threads.
I stole a sweet laptop today

So I was in Paradise Cafe today for lunch and it was jam packed. There was this guy that was sitting in a booth all by his lonesome and had a sweet lookin laptop. The dude gets a call on his cell phone and decides to take the call outside. I was perplexed because he just left his laptop all by itself. So, its now been 15 minutes and the guy is STILL outside on the phone!

I thought to myself that I really needed a new laptop and this one was there for the taking. Well, there were no cameras in there and it was so busy that no one would notice so I went up to it casually and folded it up and exited the opposite door from him. Like taking candy from a baby.

And I dont feel too bad because the guy didnt have any business or work related stuff on there, just a couple of photo albums. Hey, if he is too stupid to leave his laptop alone for more than 15 minutes then he deserved it.

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Old 06-25-2008, 03:11 PM   #1426
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Hey, this is getting boring now. how bout we all try to convince the rest of chiefs planet that we are indeed the coolest guy on earth. OK, who wants to start. Why are you the coolest?
Don't worry, this is just starting to pick up. Remember that thread from the guy that lost his girlfriend from a couple months ago? I see this thread heading that way.
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Old 06-25-2008, 03:14 PM   #1427
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Man, what happened to that chicks face?
She fell off a motorcycle and dragged for 100 ft?
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Old 06-25-2008, 03:16 PM   #1428
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This chick digs teh motorcycles!

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Old 06-25-2008, 03:17 PM   #1429
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But you asked for proof so here it is. I tapped this chick last weekend and I will tell you she was one fine piece of ass!

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Old 06-25-2008, 03:22 PM   #1430
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Old 06-25-2008, 03:22 PM   #1431
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Hmmm. I wonder if this is his myspace page:

http://www.myspace.com/finch83

I can't tell if it's the same douche or not.
Doesn't really look it.
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Old 06-25-2008, 03:23 PM   #1432
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This explains pretty much everything.
Don't lump us all in with this ****stick.
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Old 06-25-2008, 03:25 PM   #1433
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Hey, this is getting boring now. how bout we all try to convince the rest of chiefs planet that we are indeed the coolest guy on earth. OK, who wants to start. Why are you the coolest?
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i'm hot cuz i'm fly, u ain't cuz u not
so we all agree i'm the coolest? sweet.. and i don't even own a bike.
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Old 06-25-2008, 03:29 PM   #1434
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Old 06-25-2008, 03:29 PM   #1435
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I think I found so more vids of your chick, looks like she's joy riding on yo bike.

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Old 06-25-2008, 03:32 PM   #1436
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Old 06-25-2008, 03:43 PM   #1437
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But you asked for proof so here it is. I tapped this chick last weekend and I will tell you she was one fine piece of ass!



Cool, a Chiefs cheerleader.
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Old 06-25-2008, 03:43 PM   #1438
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Old 06-25-2008, 03:45 PM   #1439
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? thieving? What am I missing?
From last nights thread with Midnight Felcher/Convict1983:

As I suspected, I'm pretty sure this dipsh*t has been with us before.

Compare the following responses, the berating of police, etc. and decide for yourselves.

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Haha trailer park? Sorry I dont live in your neighborhood.

I am 25 yrs old and will be probably making six figures by the time I am 30. I am already making about 60 to 70,000 right now. So dont even start.

And I am safe when I speed. Of course I am aware of my surroundings. If its busy in traffic then I will go the regular speed but if there are barely anybody else on the road then yeah I will go as fast as I want. No problem.
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Yeah, going to Dunkin Donuts everyday is really brave and nobel.

And you got me all wrong. I make a great living for myself. I work in the marketing business and its good money (probably be making 6 figures by the time I am 30).

I just saw an oppurtunity to get ahold of a free laptop and I capitalized off it. You snooze you lose. Thats just the way it goes sometimes.
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In that thread, convict1983 proclaimed he was 24. Apparently he's relocated from CA to GA, but I suspect the only real relocation he's done is from his old bedroom to his cool new place in Mom's basement.

Another year older, but clearly no wiser.

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What's ironic is that this thread is almost the same date last year as that guy with the laptop from San Diego. I wonder if DenverChief can do another exclusive online background check?
Great minds think alike.

Looks like it's the same little thug with yet another cry for attention.

http://chiefsplanet.com/BB/showpost....&postcount=437
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Old 06-25-2008, 03:45 PM   #1440
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The other guy's entertaining, but this one just sucks balls.
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