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Old 06-25-2007, 04:21 PM  
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Laptops, motorcycles, and hot chicks (a compilation)

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I stole a sweet laptop today

So I was in Paradise Cafe today for lunch and it was jam packed. There was this guy that was sitting in a booth all by his lonesome and had a sweet lookin laptop. The dude gets a call on his cell phone and decides to take the call outside. I was perplexed because he just left his laptop all by itself. So, its now been 15 minutes and the guy is STILL outside on the phone!

I thought to myself that I really needed a new laptop and this one was there for the taking. Well, there were no cameras in there and it was so busy that no one would notice so I went up to it casually and folded it up and exited the opposite door from him. Like taking candy from a baby.

And I dont feel too bad because the guy didnt have any business or work related stuff on there, just a couple of photo albums. Hey, if he is too stupid to leave his laptop alone for more than 15 minutes then he deserved it.

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Old 06-25-2008, 04:27 PM   #1456
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Ok, I see why his arm is around the female.. Normal..

But she is on some other guys cock..

And the dude she is sitting on has his arms around another man??


Hey thats cool if you are into that.. Just saying..

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If you would quit egging all this shit on, the board would be easier on you..
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Old 06-25-2008, 04:29 PM   #1457
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Old 06-25-2008, 04:29 PM   #1458
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Ok, I see why his arm is around the female.. Normal..

But she is on some other guys cock..

And the dude she is sitting on has his arms around another man??


Hey thats cool if you are into that.. Just saying..

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If you would quit egging all this shit on the board would be easier on you..
I highly doubt that's his goal.
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Old 06-25-2008, 04:30 PM   #1459
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Don't stroke your own wieney on this BB. 300 posts, amazing.
It has really made my work day go by much faster.
Thanks laptop thieving, Brad Pitt wannabe, crotch rocketin', womanizing, tool box!!
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Old 06-25-2008, 04:33 PM   #1460
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well Im about 15 minutes from flying to the p&l to snag some tail. have fun fatsos!Posted via Mobile Device
Okay, .... so the P&L drunk driving schtick..... kinda played out about 20 posts ago. But you keep on with it, Mencia. Eventually somebody will laugh.
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Old 06-25-2008, 04:36 PM   #1461
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Wow this thread really took off. 21 pages of haters and probably 20 more pages of hating hahaha.
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Old 06-25-2008, 04:37 PM   #1462
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Old 06-25-2008, 04:38 PM   #1463
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Wow this thread really took off. 21 pages of haters and probably 20 more pages of hating hahaha.
Hahahahaha - you're awesome. Don't believe any of the haters. You're probably the coolest 25 year old douchebag on the planet. Plus, maybe you'll probably be making 6 figures by the time you're 30 - even though it will probably cost at least $100k to keep gas in an Audi by that time.
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Old 06-25-2008, 04:38 PM   #1464
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Wow this thread really took off. 21 pages of haters and probably 20 more pages of hating hahaha.
You're gonna have to say a whole lot more stupid shit/post a whole lot more pics before this thing gets another 20 pages.

But by all mean, sets your goals high.
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Old 06-25-2008, 04:41 PM   #1465
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Wow this thread really took off. 21 pages of haters and probably 20 more pages of hating hahaha.
Oh no, I think I hear him masturbating.
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Old 06-25-2008, 04:42 PM   #1466
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Haha someone actually gets action from hot chicks on here and the haters come out in full force. Some things never change.

I will definitely have to come by with my boys to one of your guys tailgates and laugh in your faces and laugh at the fact that some of you actually have man boobs.
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Old 06-25-2008, 04:43 PM   #1467
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Old 06-25-2008, 04:43 PM   #1468
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Some things never change.
Some things never change? From when, exactly?
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Old 06-25-2008, 04:45 PM   #1469
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Old 06-25-2008, 04:45 PM   #1470
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Sorry not gay like you.
Oh, come on.

You're smart. You've got...wonderful bones, great eyes and you dress really interestingly.
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