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Old 07-06-2007, 08:24 PM  
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Young Girl has Intestines Forcibly Removed in Pool Accident

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MINNEAPOLIS — A six-year-old girl has been hospitalized after a horrifying accident at a swimming pool, when she sat on an open drain and a powerful suction pump tore out part of her intestinal tract. A surgeon told the family Wednesday that part of her intestines had been lost.

Uhh, #1 Ouch. #2, how the **** is this physically possible?
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Old 07-06-2007, 08:27 PM   #2
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I'll bet she doesn't have the guts to try that again.
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Old 07-06-2007, 08:28 PM   #3
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Yet another horrible example of this. I understand that this girl, while alive, basically had to have all of her intestines removed. She will have to be fed via IV the rest of her life and have a colostomy bag.
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Old 07-06-2007, 08:28 PM   #4
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I'll bet she doesn't have the guts to try that again.
Don't.
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Old 07-06-2007, 08:30 PM   #5
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Old 07-06-2007, 08:32 PM   #6
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Don't.
Yeah, you're right. In all seriousness, this is actually way more severe than the Six Flags story and really shouldn't be made fun of.

Besides, there are way less intestine-related puns.
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Old 07-06-2007, 08:33 PM   #7
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I've heard of that happening before, but I always thought it was like an urban legend. Good God.

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#2, how the **** is this physically possible?
She was sitting on the drain. If it's similar to the other cases I've heard of, the suction pulled her intestines out from her... you know where.
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Old 07-06-2007, 08:34 PM   #8
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Really crappy story.

Yeah, that's all I got for an intestines joke.
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Old 07-06-2007, 08:34 PM   #9
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Uhh, #1 Ouch. #2, how the **** is this physically possible?
I knew a girl who shit out her intestines one time or partially came out I guess I should say. She said it happened when she was like 5 yrs old.
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Old 07-06-2007, 08:37 PM   #10
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So, is there something defective with children's digestional tracts? I mean I had a hole in my stomach as a kid and I had a steady diet of karo syrup too loosen things up, but I never had any problem to that severity..
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Pool drains can exert ~300 PSI. If you happen to sit on one, this will happen.
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Old 07-06-2007, 08:48 PM   #12
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Pool drains can exert ~300 PSI. If you happen to sit on one, this will happen.
How the hell are you such a wealth of knowledge about everything?
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Old 07-06-2007, 08:50 PM   #13
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How the hell are you such a wealth of knowledge about everything?
It's simple. If the drain cover is removed, that's it.
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Old 07-06-2007, 08:52 PM   #14
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But it was not here fault IMO.

My parents done worse but I am tuff..............

Guts and all.
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