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Old 07-07-2007, 11:11 AM  
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I can't tell if it's real or parody, but either way it's funny.

http://www.objectiveministries.org/kidz/

The whole site is pretty funny, but the kids page is priceless. Be sure to check out the "Professor Giraffenstein" section on Creation Science Fun Facts!

* Disclaimer: If you're a Christian loosen up your panties long enough to have a laugh. Yes, we all realize there are idiots and psychos in every grouping of humans. Yes, we realize "most" Christians don't believe this crap. As noted in the thread title I can't even verify if it's a parody site or not. Get over yourself for ten minutes and have a good laugh.
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Old 07-07-2007, 11:27 AM   #2
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I was going to ask the same question: is this a parody site or not? I really can't tell.

My favorite part of the site is the "Dress Lambuel" link. That's hours of good, clean fun right there.

I also found this link interesting at the bottom. Check it out if you're religious and have been considering starting your own country, or if you're a landowner in South Carolina.http://christianexodus.org/
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Old 07-07-2007, 11:29 AM   #3
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My favorite part of the site is the "Dress Lambuel" link. That's hours of good, clean fun right there.
Who do you think he is, Darwin?
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Old 07-07-2007, 11:32 AM   #4
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If we assume this is real, can someone explain these people's hardon against coffee?
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Old 07-07-2007, 11:33 AM   #5
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That site reminded me of the Mickey Mouse knockoff in Arabia telling little kids to start their jihads out with explosive laden vests.
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Old 07-07-2007, 11:36 AM   #6
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That's hilarious!

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Old 07-07-2007, 11:38 AM   #7
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Man, these guys are awesome!

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Make a nail just like the ones used by the Romans to crucify Our Lord.

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The nail says "Sorry, Jesus (John 3:16)"!
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Old 07-07-2007, 11:45 AM   #8
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The "Baby Jesus" online store is awesome. http://www.cafepress.com/objectivemin/568765
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Old 07-07-2007, 11:46 AM   #9
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I'm guessing that the "Baby Jesus Anti-Fornication Thong" assures that this is a parody site. http://www.cafepress.com/objectivemin.50869699
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Old 07-07-2007, 11:49 AM   #10
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I'm guessing that the "Baby Jesus Anti-Fornication Thong" assures that this is a parody site. http://www.cafepress.com/objectivemin.50869699


I'd say that seals the deal.
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Old 07-07-2007, 11:53 AM   #11
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I'm guessing that the "Baby Jesus Anti-Fornication Thong" assures that this is a parody site. http://www.cafepress.com/objectivemin.50869699

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Old 07-07-2007, 11:53 AM   #12
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http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Objective_Ministries

The article isn't sourced, but claims that the site is a parody.
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Old 07-07-2007, 12:12 PM   #13
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There is a link to another parody site from there that's pretty funny as well. They claim to be trying to take down the other site!

http://www.objectiveministries.org/shutdown/

They have some awesome thongs for the "Sexy Christian" at the other site!


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Old 07-07-2007, 12:31 PM   #14
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