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Old 08-14-2007, 05:54 AM  
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Visiting Mansfield, LA? Pull up your pants

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Pull 'em up or pay up! That's the word in Mansfield, Louisiana where it's now illegal to wear saggy pants. Those who don't obey the new ordinance face some stiff penalties. Those penalties are $150 plus court costs or up to 15 days behind bars.

In a unanomous vote Monday, the mayor and board of aldermen passed a new anti-sag ordinance. It's now illegal for you to wear your pants below your waist. City leaders say those who do will be guilty of indecent or lewd behavior.

Alderman Joseph Hall, Junior says in order for the city to prosper, citizens need to keep their underwear under wraps.

Chief Don English says his officers, who we can now officially call "fashion police", are more than ready to start writing saggy citations.

The new ordinance goes into effect September 15th. The mayor says he wants to give citizens plenty of warning for before police start writing tickets.
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Old 08-14-2007, 06:00 AM   #2
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This type of thing runs counter to my Libertarian leanings, but I'm Ok with it.
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Old 08-14-2007, 06:05 AM   #3
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This is really going to cramp my style.
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Old 08-14-2007, 06:08 AM   #4
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This type of thing runs counter to my Libertarian leanings, but I'm Ok with it.
Bob Dole sort of feels the same way. It's a fine example of the community setting its own standards, rather than being force-fed their "standards" by the state or feds.

FWIW, since it's probably going to come up: the TV news report only showed an interview with one of the aldermen, and he was black.
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Old 08-14-2007, 06:11 AM   #5
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Old 08-14-2007, 06:20 AM   #6
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Old 08-14-2007, 06:27 AM   #7
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Old 08-14-2007, 06:29 AM   #8
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City leaders say those who do will be guilty of indecent or lewd behavior.
So will the guilty be registered as sex offenders?
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Old 08-14-2007, 06:36 AM   #9
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So will the guilty be registered as sex offenders?
Crack dealers.
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Old 08-14-2007, 06:37 AM   #10
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I would consider moving there. I was once so offended by 2 young men that I contacted Hardees management. I haven't seen workers there with pants around their knees since.

I'm no prude but pull yer pants up, foo.
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Old 08-14-2007, 06:46 AM   #11
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This is really going to cramp my style.
They're talking about SAGGING pants...not pants that are pulled up to the nipplets.
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Old 08-14-2007, 07:01 AM   #12
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I don't like it when people wear saggy pants. But this is an example of just another bonehead law.

I forget where to find them, but there are many bonehead laws state by state. They actually have it in writing that it's illegal to walk an elephant in downtown STL.
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Old 08-14-2007, 07:04 AM   #13
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Here's a dumb laws site. It's not the one I was looking for, but it's close to it. Kinda funny actually. Worth reading and checking out IMO.
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Old 08-14-2007, 07:12 AM   #14
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Here are some dumb Kansas Laws:

Rabbits may not be shot from motorboats.

No one may catch fish with his bare hands.

The state game rule prohibits the use of mules to hunt ducks.

If two trains meet on the same track, neither shall proceed until the other has passed.........wtf?!?!?!?!

Lawrence, KS has some weird laws:

When entering the city one must honk their horn to warn horses of their arrival.

No one may wear a bee in their hat.......yes folks you heard that one correctly.

In Topeka:

One may not sing the alphabet in the streets at night.

Snowball fights are illegal.

No one may scream at a haunted house.

The installation of bathtubs is prohibited.
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Old 08-14-2007, 07:23 AM   #15
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Man these are funny, and it makes you wonder what in the hell happened to make such actions illegal.

In Georgia,

Donkeys may not be kept in bathtubs.

It is illegal to carry an ice cream cone in their back pocket on a Sunday.

Members of the state assembly cannot be ticketed for speeding while the state assembly is in session.

The following are city laws:

Acworth:
Everyone must own a rake.

Athens-Clarke County
If you want to read your favorite book in public to your friends, do it before 2:45 AM.

Selling two beers at once for the same price is not allowed......wtf?

Goldfish may not be given away to entice someone to enter a game of bingo.

Persons under the age of 16 may not play pinball after 11:00 PM.

It is illegal for one to make a disturbing sound at a fair.

ATL:
Against the law to tie a giraffe to a telephone pole or street lamp.

It is against the law for one man to be on the back of another man. Sucks for gay people doesn't it?

Columbus, GA:
It is illegal to cuss over the phone

No one may tease an idiot.

Crosses may be burned on someone else’s property, so long as you have their permission.

Picnics are prohibited in graveyards.

All Indians must return to their shore of the Chattohoochee River by nightfall.......good lord how old is this law, and when was the last time they enforced it? LOL

The fine for waving a gun in public is higher than actually shooting it.

It is illegal for stores to sell corn flakes on Sunday.

I could go on with this state since it has IMO the most ****ed up laws in the country IMO, but Im moving on to another state
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