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Old 11-13-2007, 11:38 PM  
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Gas Cloud Freaks Out Human Beings!!

Okay, I don't really expect to get 100 posts on this thread (although, if you guys can arrange it, that would be great because I would only be 118 behind Mr. Skip Towne at that point). Nevertheless, I found this pecular event worthy of baffling and utter, dumbfounded befuddlement. Therefore, I've elected to create this new thread I like to call, "Gas Cloud Freaks Out Human Beings!!". I trust you will agree with the decision.

Some people claim it's a strange ghost. Others are saying it may be a blue petrol angel, swamp gas reflecting off the planet Venus, or Mr. Donger during another of his out-of-body experiences. Finally, there's an expert lady on coasttocoastam who is convinced it's an ET of some sort. No reports of local citizens being flashy-thinged have emerged thus far.

Unexplained Blue Cloud Floats, Darts Around Customers At Gas Station
Witness: 'It Gives Me Chills'

A strange blue cloud seen floating and darting around customers, freezing for 30 minutes and then speeding from an Ohio gas station, remains unexplained even though it was caught on security cams.

The ghostly image was seen moving near and over cars at a Marathon gas station located near the corner of State Road and Pleasant Valley in Parma on Sunday. Surveillance video of the image showed it flipping and then sitting in the same location for 30 minutes. It then flies off the screen at a high rate of speed.

"It gives me the chills," a witness said.

Security video then shows it coming back and resting on a car window before floating away. Several people said they believe the image is a ghost or an angel. "It was an angel," a witness said. "There was an angel here."

The owner of the gas station said he was happy the image went away and has not come back. "I actually watched it for 30 minutes and then actually I watched it move and that is when I got freaked out," said owner Amed Abudaaria.

Groups of people have traveled to the gas station after word spread of the unexplained event.

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Old 11-13-2007, 11:40 PM   #2
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The dikironium cloud creature, also known as the "vampire cloud", was a semi-sentient gaseous predator that fed by forcibly extracting the corpuscles of iron-based blood until the prey died. It received this name from the most common element it could transform itself into, the element dikironium, a substance previously only produced in the laboratory and never encountered in the field.

The cloud creature, according to scans from the USS Enterprise (NCC-1701), existed in a borderline state between matter and energy, with elements of both. Science officer Spock theorized that it utilized gravity fields for propulsion, especially for traveling through space at faster-than-light speeds. The creature had other numerous abilities which seemed incompatible with life as previously encountered. Spock's scans revealed the creature could "throw itself out of time-sync", enabling it to be "elsewhere" during phaser or photon torpedo strikes that made such weapons completely ineffective. This "time-sync" ability, perhaps moving in and out of our space-time continuum, and its utilization of gravity fields also made deflector shields useless against the creature's attacks, and may explain how the creature entered a humanoid body to completely drain it of red blood cells. It also seemed to sense when it was being scanned and could temporarily change its molecular composition into other elements to evade such searches. The vampire cloud gave off a sickly-sweet odor, best likened to honey, and some survivors of its attacks described the experience as intensely cold and almost as if they were being smothered in honey.

One of its few weaknesses was that it found humanoid blood based on copper highly unpalatable (such as that of Vulcans), and it would immediately leave such a being alone and largely unharmed after initial contact.
The Dikironium cloud creature in space.
The Dikironium cloud creature in space.

The creature was first encountered when it attacked the USS Farragut in 2257, taking the lives of over 200 crewmen, including its captain. Eleven years later, one of the Farragut survivors, Captain James T. Kirk, discovered the creature on Argus X, and after it killed several of his crewmen he devoted considerable time to hunt it at the expense of an imperative medical delivery he was supposed to perform to another colony. When his first officer, Spock, and his chief medical officer, Dr. Leonard McCoy, confronted Kirk about this course of action, Kirk argued that the creature, which he was convinced was the same one that had attacked the Farragut, posed a grave threat to life in the United Federation of Planets.

Kirk claimed he could sense an intelligence, and even "an evil", about the creature when it had attacked him and his shipmates aboard the Farragut. Spock and McCoy remained unconvinced of this claim (the former wondering how Kirk could sense what he did, the latter wondering if Kirk's loss of consciousness had led him to merely believe he had). However, neither could deny the creature's fearsome abilities or its habits and therefore its semi-sentient attributes, making the creature altogether undeniably dangerous.

When the creature was spotted, the USS Enterprise pursued and attacked it to no avail, while it retaliated by attacking the ship and entering it. Chief Engineer Scott attempted to affect it by flushing some of the ship's radioactive waste into the ventilation systems. The creature later fled, either from the waste's effects, its encounter with an unpalatable Vulcan, or for different motives entirely, but not before it had inflicted more casualties. Now with conclusive proof of the creature's intelligent and aggressive predatory nature, Spock concluded that it was indeed a serious menace that had to be stopped immediately. This conclusion was reinforced by findings suggesting that the creature was about to reproduce, thereby profoundly compounding the emergency.

Eventually, the Enterprise crew followed it to the planet Tycho IV, where the creature had fought the Farragut, and managed to kill it with a massive antimatter explosion. (TOS: "Obsession")
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Old 11-13-2007, 11:44 PM   #3
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Old 11-13-2007, 11:45 PM   #4
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Old 11-13-2007, 11:47 PM   #5
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I just watched the video. What the heck is that?
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Old 11-13-2007, 11:48 PM   #6
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Old 11-13-2007, 11:51 PM   #7
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Nice try, Mr. GoChiefs, but my report is real, whereas, your report is not real.

Come to think of it, this could be a conceptual metaphor expressing our diverse impressions of Herm Edwards, as well. What a peculiar happenstance.

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Old 11-13-2007, 11:55 PM   #8
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That's the whole thing, Mr. Rain Man. It's what we earthlings call a "mystery".

One theory holds that it's Mr. Baby Lee's astral projection trying to buy a condom and a beer.

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ITs a promo for Kings new movie the mist... Seriously though it looks photoshop.. If it is not, then awesome..
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ITs a promo for Kings new movie the mist... Seriously though it looks photoshop.. If it is not, then awesome..
According to all available reports, it's not a photoshop hoax, Mr. Valiant. The images are taken directly from the facility's security camera.

Of course, it could be a very big, blue, fuzzy bug. Or, perhaps, a rogue and terrifying glob of giant ox flatulence.

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Old 11-14-2007, 01:21 AM   #15
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Don't be such a skeptic, Ms. Ultra Peanut. Who knows? It might be introduced at the next big wrasslin' match as a contender.

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