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Old 01-20-2008, 11:49 PM  
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Oh Man... the Kirstie Tynes site is gonna get some MAD hits tonight!!!!

Remember these threads from the week we released him? (click on ALL pics!)

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Old 01-28-2008, 10:27 PM   #676
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Pumping must be done very carefully to avoid injury. Over-enthusiastic pumping can burst blood vessels and form blisters. In some cases the testicles can be unexpectedly pulled into the cylinder and cause severe pain and injury. It is also believed that the rim of the cylinder can cut into the skin and over time cause damage to the ligaments surrounding the penis. Impatiently pumping without reading explanatory material can produce too much suction (any pressure lower than 10 torr) and cause permanent injury. Attempts at using vacuum cleaner units for this purpose have resulted in severe injury as the machine produces far too much suction.
If you think Goatse copied and pasted this you are wrong. This came out of his personal diary.
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Old 01-28-2008, 10:28 PM   #677
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did you copy that from the box??
There's a plethora of data available online on a variety of male enhancement technologies.

At least that's what I've heard.
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Old 01-28-2008, 10:28 PM   #678
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Its called a penis pump, and it supposedly makes your penis bigger.
I was gonna say....I was just thinking that a breast pump is for milk.....
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Old 01-28-2008, 10:28 PM   #679
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Didn't we tell you that the "I swear, the kid must've ordered that porn flick, she's just crazy with that remote" excuse would only work ones...
Heh.

I scheduled a SuperBowl party and invited friends without consulting her. Which wasn't such a big deal but when she called me on it, my ego took over and I told her to deal with it. That didn't fly well. Sometimes I'm not bright.
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Old 01-28-2008, 10:29 PM   #680
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Old 01-28-2008, 10:29 PM   #681
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Heh.

I scheduled a SuperBowl party and invited friends without consulting her. Which wasn't such a big deal but when she called me on it, my ego took over and I told her to deal with it. That didn't fly well. Sometimes I'm not bright.
This is why I'm single. I don't do well with the whole cohabitate thing.
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Old 01-28-2008, 10:29 PM   #682
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I was gonna say....I was just thinking that a breast pump is for milk.....
Ah ha. Well thats not what this is for, but a friend of mine tells me that there are things that will effectively do what you were thinking about.
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Old 01-28-2008, 10:29 PM   #683
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I wonder if Kirstie is an over-enthusiastic pumper.
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Old 01-28-2008, 10:30 PM   #684
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Here's some good news for seekers of bigger dongs. You can have surgery to add approximately an inch to your dong, with a 30 percent satisfaction rate. GO FOR IT!

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Approximately one-third to one-half of the penis is inside the body, and is internally attached to the undersurface of the pubic bone. Penis lengthening involves the release of the fundiform ligament and the suspensory ligament that attaches the two erectile bodies to the pubic bone (ligamentolysis). The suspensory ligament makes the penis arch under the pubic bone. Release of this ligament allows the penis to protrude on a straighter path, further outward to give more functional length. With the penis on stretch, the ligament is divided close to the pubic bone until all midline attachments have been freed. Once these ligaments have been cut, part of the penile shaft (usually held within the body) drops forward and extends out, enlarging the penis by 20-30 mm (0.78-1.18 in.). After surgery, part of the postoperative treatment includes stretching of the penis to prevent the severed suspensory ligament from healing shorter than it was previously. The article "Penile Suspensory Ligament Division for Penile Augmentation: Indications and Results" discussed the subject.[2]

According to Nim Christopher, a urologist at St. Peterm's Andrology Center in London, among men who have had the surgery, "the dissatisfaction rate was in excess of 70 percent".
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Old 01-28-2008, 10:30 PM   #685
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Ah ha. Well thats not what this is for, but a friend of mine tells me that there are things that will effectively do what you were thinking about.
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Old 01-28-2008, 10:30 PM   #686
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I wonder if Kirstie is an over-enthusiastic pumper.
Well, we know she f**ks.
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Old 01-28-2008, 10:31 PM   #687
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I don't know why he sells himself short. Plus, you should see his calves.
I'm really creeped out now. I think you just posted that I'm at least an "8".
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Old 01-28-2008, 10:31 PM   #688
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Ah ha. Well thats not what this is for, but a friend of mine tells me that there are things that will effectively do what you were thinking about.
Go to a Brown Bag Parties website. They have things that lok like women's moths for men. It's hilarious.
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Old 01-28-2008, 10:31 PM   #689
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I'm really creeped out now. I think you just posted that I'm at least an "8".
I'd say 9.
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Old 01-28-2008, 10:31 PM   #690
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Here's some good news for seekers of bigger dongs. You can have surgery to add approximately an inch to your dong, with a 30 percent satisfaction rate. GO FOR IT!
satisfaction rate would need to be A LOT higher for someone to go cutting on me.
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