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Old 03-12-2008, 09:14 AM  
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Sheriff: Woman spent 2 years sitting on boyfriend’s toilet

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Sheriff: Woman spent 2 years sitting on boyfriend’s toilet
The Associated Press
Posted on Wed, Mar. 12, 2008 08:53 AM

NESS CITY, Kan. | Law officers in western Kansas are investigating the bizarre case of a woman they say sat on her boyfriend’s toilet for two years.

Ness County Sheriff Bryan Whipple said the boyfriend called his office late last month to report that something was wrong with his girlfriend.

The sheriff said the woman’s muscles had atrophied and that medical personnel had to remove her from the toilet because she was bound to it by “natural means.”

Whipple said the woman at first refused ambulance service and “didn’t want to leave.” She’s hospitalized in Wichita, but is refusing to talk with authorities. The boyfriend claims she stayed in the bathroom of her own free will.

Whipple said his office may charge the boyfriend with mistreatment of a dependent adult.
http://www.kansascity.com/news/break...ry/527676.html
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Old 03-12-2008, 09:15 AM   #2
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Old 03-12-2008, 09:18 AM   #3
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Old 03-12-2008, 09:27 AM   #4
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Old 03-12-2008, 09:35 AM   #5
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Bitch needed to shit or get off the pot.
I'll have to admit, that's funny.
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Old 03-12-2008, 10:03 AM   #6
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Old 03-12-2008, 10:29 AM   #7
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THis is fascinating. If I was the boyfriend, I would probably be cheating on her stank ass.

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Old 03-12-2008, 10:32 AM   #8
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so did she eat in there? and sponge herself?
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Old 03-12-2008, 10:50 AM   #9
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Thats rough.


My feet get all stingy after 5 minutes.
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Old 03-12-2008, 10:50 AM   #10
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Old 03-12-2008, 10:57 AM   #11
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Thats rough.


My feet get all stingy after 5 minutes.
I've passed out on the toilet once partying one night. I woke up the next morning still on the seat. My legs were so numb I had to crawl out of the bathroom into the living room to get the feeling back in my legs. Talk about pens and needles, that was a horrible experience.
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Old 03-12-2008, 11:01 AM   #13
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Old 03-12-2008, 12:36 PM   #14
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So did he have a 2nd toilet or did he just go in between her legs?
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