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Old 03-27-2008, 02:21 PM  
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Are you tired of not knowing Australian? Do you miss important rugby updates because of the language barrier? Are you embarrassed to admit you can't understand the announcer during the koala wrestling matches? Well, worry no longer, the answer has been found. All it takes is some simple wombat rape. Surprising that no one figured this out before, really.

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Man Claims to Speak 'Australian' After Allegedly Being Raped by Wombat


SYDNEY A New Zealand man has been sentenced to community service after telling police he was raped by a wombat and the experience had made him speak "Australian". Arthur Ross Cradock, 48, from the South Island town of Motueka, called police on February 11 and told them he was being raped at his home by the wombat and he needed help, The Nelson Mail newspaper reported.
The orchard worker later called back and said: "Apart from speaking Australian now, I'm pretty all right, you know."
Cradock pleaded guilty in the local court to using a phone for a fictitious purpose. He was sentenced to 75 hours' community work.
Police prosecutor Sergeant Chris Stringer told the court alcohol played a large role in Cradock's life.
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Old 03-27-2008, 02:37 PM   #2
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Old 03-27-2008, 02:51 PM   #3
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So does that mean if I want to speak Aboriginie(sp) I have to get raped by a dingo?
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Old 03-27-2008, 03:38 PM   #4
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So does that mean if I want to speak Aboriginie(sp) I have to get raped by a dingo?
No, but you would suddenly have the irresistible urge to yell, "Dingo stole my baby!"
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