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Old 04-01-2008, 01:16 AM  
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the kicker that shall go unnamed to return to Chiefs. WPI's lame attempt at an April Fools joke...

Elliott, who last kicked for the Chiefs in 1995, signed a one-year deal. Per team policy, no further contract details were disclosed.

“Frankly, we feel the kicker that shall go unnamedt still has a lot to offer the NFL and the Kansas City Chiefs,” said a source within the Chiefs’ organization. “We’ve looked at the options out there in free agency, and by thinking outside the box and bringing a fine, fine kicker back into the franchise, we think we’ve made the right move. the kicker that shall go unnamed has playoff experience, he’s made big kicks in playoff games with this team in the past, he has Super Bowl-winning experience, and that’s exactly what we need right now.”

At 39 years of age, Elliott isn’t exactly young, but the Chiefs used a 43-year old placekicker last season in veteran John Carney. Elliott is also the second-most accurate field-goal kicker in Chiefs history (81.7 percent), behind 47-year old Morten Andersen.

Before the Chiefs came calling, Elliott had been working as an investment advisor at Paine Webber. He stated that he still believed he had, “the ability to be playing in the NFL, but no one was calling. I still believe I have the ability to play today.”

Elliott originally entered the NFL with the Cowboys in 1992 after kicking at Texas Tech in college. After two seasons in Dallas he joined the Chiefs, making 49 of 60 field goals during two years in Kansas City.
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Old 04-01-2008, 01:18 AM   #2
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hell Grbac would have been more believeable
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Old 04-01-2008, 01:18 AM   #3
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That is hands down, the dumbest shit, I've ever seen a publication do. Not only do you get an F, but the rest of us are dumber for having seen it.
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Old 04-01-2008, 01:18 AM   #4
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What a waste of time and effort. They should've just linked one of their regular reads as an april fools joke.
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Old 04-01-2008, 01:22 AM   #5
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lol I agree. Although there are some idiots out there that will believe it.

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Old 04-01-2008, 01:23 AM   #6
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Old 04-01-2008, 01:27 AM   #7
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Old 04-01-2008, 01:32 AM   #8
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lol, some mizzou fan fell for it...

the same the kicker that shall go unnamed that chocked vs the colts while steve bono was qb? ok ive been upbeat,optimistic,overlooked bonehead desisions,but this takes the cake. we want youth and clutch performers??????????????so we sign the kicker that shall go unnamed???????????????one of three things has happened. 1. lin called in a favor for some insider trading investment 2. somebody influencial in the chiefs management is indeed smoking crack. 3. and my personal favorite the kicker that shall go unnamed has pictures of carl peterson fornicating with a goat!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!im sorry delete my post warn me whatever but how in the hell are our chiefs supposed to play ball with idiots running the show?????????????
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Old 04-01-2008, 01:41 AM   #9
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Old 04-01-2008, 02:24 AM   #10
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they must really think their readership is full of morons
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Old 04-01-2008, 09:32 AM   #11
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Elliott, who last kicked for the Chiefs in 1995, signed a one-year deal. Per team policy, no further contract details were disclosed.

“Frankly, we feel the kicker that shall go unamed still has a lot to offer the NFL and the Kansas City Chiefs,” said a source within the Chiefs’ organization.
Looks like they used their usual "inside source" for this information.

Still waiting for that breaking news from Nick.
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Old 04-01-2008, 09:35 AM   #12
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lol, some mizzou fan fell for it...
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Old 04-01-2008, 11:24 AM   #13
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yeah i saw that and started to think...then i was like .. oh ... ha ha .... april fools ..

gotta give old Goatse an "E" for effort right?
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Old 04-01-2008, 11:32 AM   #15
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The fact that Carl and Herm are in charge make a story like this almost credible....almost.
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