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Old 04-12-2008, 03:26 PM  
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So, Let 'em Ride has been good to me today.

I'll be donating a generous sum to whomever writes an original story and makes me laugh within this thread. Bonus dollars awarded for inclusion of construction related keywords pointing back to the http://www.edgewoodconstruction.com website like this:

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Old 04-12-2008, 03:28 PM   #2
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Old 04-12-2008, 03:32 PM   #3
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Old 04-12-2008, 03:43 PM   #4
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Old 04-12-2008, 03:43 PM   #5
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Old 04-12-2008, 03:45 PM   #6
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Old 04-12-2008, 03:53 PM   #7
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Old 04-12-2008, 03:56 PM   #8
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Old 04-12-2008, 04:12 PM   #9
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Old 04-12-2008, 04:16 PM   #10
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Old 04-12-2008, 04:19 PM   #11
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Old 04-12-2008, 04:20 PM   #12
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OK, so it was my senior year of high school. I was just beginning to enjoy getting out for lunch every day (underclassmen had to stay at the school), but I usually stayed at school anyway. But on this day, I had forgotten my history textbook. OH NOES! What would I do? There was no way I could go home and get it in the 30 minutes we had for lunch. The walk was too far.

Or was it? Because I walked to school everyday, I knew of a bicycle that was often stashed at the back of the schoolyards, near the baseball field. Usually it was unsecured, because it was a shitty bike, and who would steal it, right?

Well, me. I walked to the back of the baseball field and there was my t(rusty) steed. Undaunted by the thought of breaking the law, I climbed aboard and pedaled for home. Once there, I got my book, slapped together a sandwich, grabed a Pepsi and headed back for school.

I parked the bike at the back of the baseball field with 10 minutes to spare. I was about to go back inside when I decided to leave a thankyou note. I scribbled it hastily on a piece of notebook paper and attached it to the handlebars.

It read:

THANKS FOR THE RIDE!

I never did see the bike again.
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Old 04-12-2008, 04:22 PM   #13
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Old 04-12-2008, 04:28 PM   #14
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Old 04-12-2008, 04:34 PM   #15
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