Home Mail MemberMap Chat (0) Wallpapers
Go Back   ChiefsPlanet > The Lounge
Reload this Page Other Sports How do you get this injury
Register FAQDonate Members List Calendar Mark Forums Read

Reply
 
Thread Tools Display Modes
Old 04-19-2008, 02:43 PM  
DenverChief DenverChief is offline
Lieutenant
 
DenverChief's Avatar
 
Join Date: Mar 2001
Casino cash: $22945
How do you get this injury
playing baseball?

Quote:
They (The Astros) hope the return of offseason acquisition Kazuo Matsui can help turn things around. The second baseman, who had a career year last season with the Rockies, made his season debut against his former club after missing the first 16 games of the year recovering from surgery to repair an anal fissure. He was 0-for-3 with two walks and a run.
http://sports.espn.go.com/mlb/preview?gameId=280419118

I dunno weather to or
Posts: 9,555
DenverChief is not part of the Right 53.DenverChief is not part of the Right 53.DenverChief is not part of the Right 53.DenverChief is not part of the Right 53.DenverChief is not part of the Right 53.DenverChief is not part of the Right 53.DenverChief is not part of the Right 53.DenverChief is not part of the Right 53.DenverChief is not part of the Right 53.DenverChief is not part of the Right 53.DenverChief is not part of the Right 53.
   Reply With Quote
Old 04-19-2008, 02:50 PM   #2
DenverChief DenverChief is offline
Lieutenant
 
DenverChief's Avatar
 

Join Date: Mar 2001
Casino cash: $22945
maybe he needs more fiber in his diet
__________________
Posts: 9,555
DenverChief is not part of the Right 53.DenverChief is not part of the Right 53.DenverChief is not part of the Right 53.DenverChief is not part of the Right 53.DenverChief is not part of the Right 53.DenverChief is not part of the Right 53.DenverChief is not part of the Right 53.DenverChief is not part of the Right 53.DenverChief is not part of the Right 53.DenverChief is not part of the Right 53.DenverChief is not part of the Right 53.
   Reply With Quote
Old 04-19-2008, 02:50 PM   #3
Rain Man Rain Man is offline
Welcome, Eric Fisher & Friends
 
Rain Man's Avatar
 
JezzBall Champion
Join Date: Jul 2001
Location: 1.61 KM high city
Casino cash: $62676692
Roid rage and baseball bats are a tragic combination.
__________________
Onward Fisher, Onward Fisher, block right through that line.
Block the ball clear down the field, a touchdown sure this time.
Onward Fisher, Onward Fisher, fight on for her fame.
Fight, fellows, fight, fight, fight, we'll win this game.
Posts: 66,635
Rain Man is obviously part of the inner Circle.Rain Man is obviously part of the inner Circle.Rain Man is obviously part of the inner Circle.Rain Man is obviously part of the inner Circle.Rain Man is obviously part of the inner Circle.Rain Man is obviously part of the inner Circle.Rain Man is obviously part of the inner Circle.Rain Man is obviously part of the inner Circle.Rain Man is obviously part of the inner Circle.Rain Man is obviously part of the inner Circle.Rain Man is obviously part of the inner Circle.
   Reply With Quote
Old 04-19-2008, 02:50 PM   #4
DaFace DaFace is offline
Version 3.0
 
DaFace's Avatar
 

Join Date: Aug 2005
Location: Donkey Land
Casino cash: $627511
I don't know, but it doesn't sound like something I'd like to deal with, that's for sure!
Posts: 24,123
DaFace has parlayed a career as a truck driver into debt free trailer and jon boat ownership.DaFace has parlayed a career as a truck driver into debt free trailer and jon boat ownership.DaFace has parlayed a career as a truck driver into debt free trailer and jon boat ownership.DaFace has parlayed a career as a truck driver into debt free trailer and jon boat ownership.DaFace has parlayed a career as a truck driver into debt free trailer and jon boat ownership.DaFace has parlayed a career as a truck driver into debt free trailer and jon boat ownership.DaFace has parlayed a career as a truck driver into debt free trailer and jon boat ownership.DaFace has parlayed a career as a truck driver into debt free trailer and jon boat ownership.DaFace has parlayed a career as a truck driver into debt free trailer and jon boat ownership.DaFace has parlayed a career as a truck driver into debt free trailer and jon boat ownership.DaFace has parlayed a career as a truck driver into debt free trailer and jon boat ownership.
   Reply With Quote
Old 04-19-2008, 02:51 PM   #5
Mecca Mecca is offline
Hockey Town
 
Mecca's Avatar
 

Join Date: Apr 2005
Location: Kansas City, Missouri
Casino cash: $114634
That sounds like a porn injury.
Posts: 79,927
Mecca must have mowed badgirl's lawn.Mecca must have mowed badgirl's lawn.Mecca must have mowed badgirl's lawn.Mecca must have mowed badgirl's lawn.Mecca must have mowed badgirl's lawn.Mecca must have mowed badgirl's lawn.Mecca must have mowed badgirl's lawn.Mecca must have mowed badgirl's lawn.Mecca must have mowed badgirl's lawn.Mecca must have mowed badgirl's lawn.Mecca must have mowed badgirl's lawn.
   Reply With Quote
Old 04-19-2008, 02:52 PM   #6
DenverChief DenverChief is offline
Lieutenant
 
DenverChief's Avatar
 

Join Date: Mar 2001
Casino cash: $22945
Quote:
Originally Posted by Rain Man View Post
Roid rage and baseball bats are a tragic combination.
__________________
Posts: 9,555
DenverChief is not part of the Right 53.DenverChief is not part of the Right 53.DenverChief is not part of the Right 53.DenverChief is not part of the Right 53.DenverChief is not part of the Right 53.DenverChief is not part of the Right 53.DenverChief is not part of the Right 53.DenverChief is not part of the Right 53.DenverChief is not part of the Right 53.DenverChief is not part of the Right 53.DenverChief is not part of the Right 53.
   Reply With Quote
Old 04-19-2008, 02:54 PM   #7
stlchiefs stlchiefs is offline
Veteran
 
stlchiefs's Avatar
 

Join Date: Mar 2007
Location: St. Loser, MO
Casino cash: $146033
Getting your leg stuck behind you while sliding feet first?
Posts: 4,078
stlchiefs is not part of the Right 53.stlchiefs is not part of the Right 53.stlchiefs is not part of the Right 53.stlchiefs is not part of the Right 53.stlchiefs is not part of the Right 53.stlchiefs is not part of the Right 53.stlchiefs is not part of the Right 53.stlchiefs is not part of the Right 53.stlchiefs is not part of the Right 53.stlchiefs is not part of the Right 53.stlchiefs is not part of the Right 53.
   Reply With Quote
Old 04-19-2008, 03:03 PM   #8
DenverChief DenverChief is offline
Lieutenant
 
DenverChief's Avatar
 

Join Date: Mar 2001
Casino cash: $22945
Quote:
Originally Posted by stlchiefs View Post
Getting your leg stuck behind you while sliding feet first?
metal spike in the ass would do it...but I'm guessing it's more of a coach applied to player problem than it is a base sliding problem
__________________
Posts: 9,555
DenverChief is not part of the Right 53.DenverChief is not part of the Right 53.DenverChief is not part of the Right 53.DenverChief is not part of the Right 53.DenverChief is not part of the Right 53.DenverChief is not part of the Right 53.DenverChief is not part of the Right 53.DenverChief is not part of the Right 53.DenverChief is not part of the Right 53.DenverChief is not part of the Right 53.DenverChief is not part of the Right 53.
   Reply With Quote
Old 04-19-2008, 03:10 PM   #9
Branden Albert's Huge Balls Branden Albert's Huge Balls is online now
ARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGH
 
Branden Albert's Huge Balls's Avatar
 

Join Date: Nov 2002
Location: In the Soup Nazis Kitchen
Casino cash: $153120
Ouch.

Quote:
An anal fissure is an unnatural crack or tear in the anus skin. As a fissure, these tiny tears may show as bright red rectal bleeding and cause severe periodic pain after defecation.[1] The tear usually extends from the anal opening and located posteriorly in the midline. This location is probably because of the relatively unsupported nature of the anal wall in that location.

Most anal fissures are caused by stretching of the anal mucosa beyond its capability. Many acute anal fissures will heal spontaneously. Some fissures become chronic and will not heal. The most common cause for this is spasm of the internal anal sphincter muscle. This spasm causes poor blood flow to the anal mucosa, hence producing an ulcer which does not heal since it is deprived of normal blood supply.
Anal fissures are common in women after childbirth[2]; following excessive anal intercourse; after difficult bowel movements; and in infants following constipation.[3]
__________________
Alex Smith's career record when the opponent scores at least 24 points: 2-27-1
Posts: 150,472
Branden Albert's Huge Balls 's phone was tapped by Scott *****.Branden Albert's Huge Balls 's phone was tapped by Scott *****.Branden Albert's Huge Balls 's phone was tapped by Scott *****.Branden Albert's Huge Balls 's phone was tapped by Scott *****.Branden Albert's Huge Balls 's phone was tapped by Scott *****.Branden Albert's Huge Balls 's phone was tapped by Scott *****.Branden Albert's Huge Balls 's phone was tapped by Scott *****.Branden Albert's Huge Balls 's phone was tapped by Scott *****.Branden Albert's Huge Balls 's phone was tapped by Scott *****.Branden Albert's Huge Balls 's phone was tapped by Scott *****.Branden Albert's Huge Balls 's phone was tapped by Scott *****.
   Reply With Quote
Old 04-19-2008, 03:12 PM   #10
Rain Man Rain Man is offline
Welcome, Eric Fisher & Friends
 
Rain Man's Avatar
 
JezzBall Champion
Join Date: Jul 2001
Location: 1.61 KM high city
Casino cash: $62676692
Quote:
Originally Posted by Mecca View Post
That sounds like a porn injury.
It's probably their version of an ACL injury.
__________________
Onward Fisher, Onward Fisher, block right through that line.
Block the ball clear down the field, a touchdown sure this time.
Onward Fisher, Onward Fisher, fight on for her fame.
Fight, fellows, fight, fight, fight, we'll win this game.
Posts: 66,635
Rain Man is obviously part of the inner Circle.Rain Man is obviously part of the inner Circle.Rain Man is obviously part of the inner Circle.Rain Man is obviously part of the inner Circle.Rain Man is obviously part of the inner Circle.Rain Man is obviously part of the inner Circle.Rain Man is obviously part of the inner Circle.Rain Man is obviously part of the inner Circle.Rain Man is obviously part of the inner Circle.Rain Man is obviously part of the inner Circle.Rain Man is obviously part of the inner Circle.
   Reply With Quote
Old 04-19-2008, 03:17 PM   #11
thurman merman thurman merman is online now
You don't faze me, Gobble.
 
thurman merman's Avatar
 

Join Date: Dec 2005
Location: springtown
Casino cash: $555713
i would think they would try to keep the specifics of this injury private. just say the guy has personal issues or something.
Posts: 6,934
thurman merman has just been standing around suckin' on a big ol' chili dog.thurman merman has just been standing around suckin' on a big ol' chili dog.thurman merman has just been standing around suckin' on a big ol' chili dog.thurman merman has just been standing around suckin' on a big ol' chili dog.thurman merman has just been standing around suckin' on a big ol' chili dog.thurman merman has just been standing around suckin' on a big ol' chili dog.thurman merman has just been standing around suckin' on a big ol' chili dog.thurman merman has just been standing around suckin' on a big ol' chili dog.thurman merman has just been standing around suckin' on a big ol' chili dog.thurman merman has just been standing around suckin' on a big ol' chili dog.thurman merman has just been standing around suckin' on a big ol' chili dog.
   Reply With Quote
Old 04-19-2008, 03:17 PM   #12
DenverChief DenverChief is offline
Lieutenant
 
DenverChief's Avatar
 

Join Date: Mar 2001
Casino cash: $22945
Quote:
Originally Posted by GOATSE View Post
Ouch.
fiber...or there really is something special about being an Astro
__________________
Posts: 9,555
DenverChief is not part of the Right 53.DenverChief is not part of the Right 53.DenverChief is not part of the Right 53.DenverChief is not part of the Right 53.DenverChief is not part of the Right 53.DenverChief is not part of the Right 53.DenverChief is not part of the Right 53.DenverChief is not part of the Right 53.DenverChief is not part of the Right 53.DenverChief is not part of the Right 53.DenverChief is not part of the Right 53.
   Reply With Quote
Old 04-19-2008, 03:18 PM   #13
DenverChief DenverChief is offline
Lieutenant
 
DenverChief's Avatar
 

Join Date: Mar 2001
Casino cash: $22945
Quote:
Originally Posted by thurman merman View Post
i would think they would try to keep the specifics of this injury private. just say the guy has personal issues or something.

MORE FIBER!
__________________
Posts: 9,555
DenverChief is not part of the Right 53.DenverChief is not part of the Right 53.DenverChief is not part of the Right 53.DenverChief is not part of the Right 53.DenverChief is not part of the Right 53.DenverChief is not part of the Right 53.DenverChief is not part of the Right 53.DenverChief is not part of the Right 53.DenverChief is not part of the Right 53.DenverChief is not part of the Right 53.DenverChief is not part of the Right 53.
   Reply With Quote
Old 04-19-2008, 03:19 PM   #14
Bowser Bowser is offline
What's Clark gonna do, Cotton?
 
Bowser's Avatar
 

Join Date: Jan 2004
Location: In Transition
Casino cash: $50965086
Sounds like that growler fought him until the bitter end.
Posts: 45,334
Bowser is obviously part of the inner Circle.Bowser is obviously part of the inner Circle.Bowser is obviously part of the inner Circle.Bowser is obviously part of the inner Circle.Bowser is obviously part of the inner Circle.Bowser is obviously part of the inner Circle.Bowser is obviously part of the inner Circle.Bowser is obviously part of the inner Circle.Bowser is obviously part of the inner Circle.Bowser is obviously part of the inner Circle.Bowser is obviously part of the inner Circle.
   Reply With Quote
Old 04-19-2008, 04:04 PM   #15
eazyb81 eazyb81 is offline
The Illuminati
 
eazyb81's Avatar
 

Join Date: Oct 2004
Location: the road less traveled
Casino cash: $54206
I really regret opening this thread.
Posts: 11,880
eazyb81 would the whole thing.eazyb81 would the whole thing.eazyb81 would the whole thing.eazyb81 would the whole thing.eazyb81 would the whole thing.eazyb81 would the whole thing.eazyb81 would the whole thing.eazyb81 would the whole thing.eazyb81 would the whole thing.eazyb81 would the whole thing.eazyb81 would the whole thing.
   Reply With Quote
Reply

« Previous Thread | > The Lounge < | Next Thread »
Thread Tools
Display Modes
Linear Mode Linear Mode

Posting Rules
You may not post new threads
You may not post replies
You may not post attachments
You may not edit your posts
BB code is On
Smilies are On
[IMG] code is On
HTML code is On
Forum Jump


All times are GMT -6. The time now is 06:28 PM.

Contact Us - ChiefsPlanet - Archive - Top

Powered by vBulletin® Version 3.8.0
Copyright ©2000 - 2013, Jelsoft Enterprises Ltd.