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Old 04-27-2008, 07:29 AM  
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Dorsey.... Breaking News (AKA I'm not as funny as I think I am)

Glenn Dorsey after meeting with Carl Peterson has announced that he's demanding to be traded to a team that has a chance of winning the Super bowl within the next 20 years. " I thought this would be a class organization initially" said Dorsey ,"But when Carl told me I was his Bitch now, that sent up a red flag". Dorsey says he will not sign a contract with the Chiefs for any amount of money. Carl is now in conversation with the Saints.
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Old 04-27-2008, 07:30 AM   #2
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Old 04-27-2008, 07:31 AM   #3
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Glenn Dorsey after meeting with Carl Peterson has announced that he's demanding to be traded to a team that has a chance of winning the Super bowl within the next 20 years. " I thought this would be a class organization initially" said Dorsey ,"But when Carl told me I was his Bitch now, that sent up a red flag". Dorsey says he will not sign a contract with the Chiefs for any amount of money. Carl is now in conversation with the Saints.
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Old 04-27-2008, 07:32 AM   #4
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Old 04-27-2008, 07:37 AM   #5
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Old 04-27-2008, 07:52 AM   #6
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Old 04-27-2008, 07:55 AM   #7
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Old 04-27-2008, 07:59 AM   #8
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Geez, lighten up dickwad. I just find us getting a player like Dorsey too good to be true.
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Old 04-27-2008, 08:00 AM   #9
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Geez, lighten up dickwad. I just find us getting a player like Dorsey too good to be true.


Not ****IN funny dipshit
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Old 04-27-2008, 08:09 AM   #10
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Not ****IN funny dipshit

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Old 04-27-2008, 08:11 AM   #11
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Geez, lighten up dickwad. I just find us getting a player like Dorsey too good to be true.
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Old 04-27-2008, 08:12 AM   #12
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Old 04-27-2008, 08:37 AM   #13
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Old 04-27-2008, 08:53 AM   #14
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I'm guessing that he won't be signed until after at least 1 preseason game in Carl's traditional fashion of not wanting to negotiate with his top draft pick.
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Old 04-27-2008, 08:57 AM   #15
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