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Ten Foods You値l Find, Eat, and Regret at the State Fair

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1. Krispy Kreme Burger
Stop wiping your glasses, you read it right揖rispy Kreme Burger. A cheeseburger with bacon, except the 澱un is two Krispy Kreme doughnuts. Created by a minor-league baseball club, this baby costs $4.50 and it packs well over 1,000 calories. (Just one glazed donut has 10 grams of sugar.) It痴 usually taken with four Lipitor.


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2. Kool-Aid Dill Pickles (Koolickle)
To make a Kool-Aid pickle, just dump out half the brine in the pickle jar and refill it with your favorite flavor of Kool-Aid. The pickle will turn a glowing red or neon green depending on what flavor you use. But if you hit pretty much any state fair in the South, you can save yourself the trouble of making it and just buy one from a vendor instead. An elementary school in Indianola makes and sells them in their cafeteria. They are in the process of obtaining a patent license. Lucky us.


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3. Deep-Fried Drinks
From your breakfast drink to your late-night cocktail, the state fair has you covered (in fatness and goodness).

Latte: I take my morning latte with soy milk and splenda. Carnies take theirs with pastry batter and ice cream. A deep fried latte is made with ice cream, cappuccino ice cream (duh, it痴 coffee), whipped cream, caramel sauce, and is sprinkled with some instant coffee powder. The Deep-Fried Latte made its debut at the 2007 Texas state fair. Creator Mike Levy said, 展e have gained about ten pounds trying this. The best part of waking up is an artery-clogger in your cup.

Deep-Fried Coke: I知 not lying, folks妖eep-fried Coke. Coke syrup, mixed with funnel cake batter, deep-fried, and drizzled with some more syrup. I almost forgot; it痴 drenched with whipped cream and a cherry. This masterpiece won an award at the 06 Texas State Fair and sold 10,000 cups in its first week. Plus, it only has a mere 830 calories. Give me a cup of that sugary, syrupy goodness. (Photo below.)

Deep-Fried Cosmopolitan: I doubt the Sex and the City chicks sucked these down. A deep-fried cosmopolitan is actually a fried pastry overflowing with cheesy cheesecake, drizzled with a fruity glaze, and topped with a hunk of lime. Obviously, it痴 served up on a stick.



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4. Donkey Tails
A donkey tail does not contain any donkey parts. It痴 a large beefy sausage filled with cheese, enveloped in a flour tortilla and deep-fried. Top it with chili or nacho cheese. For those of you watching your weight, you can also top it with salsa (or, you could just avoid state fairs). The tails became popular at the 2006 Texas state fair and were created by Ruth痴 Tamale House.

5. Fried Cookie Dough
This one was voted best new state fair food at the 2007 Texas state fair (by the same guy who made deep-fried coke). First they chill the cookie (chocolate chip, pecan, and coconut based cookie dough), then they batter the cookie dough, then they deep-fry the cookie dough, then people羊egular people like you and me幼onsume the cookie dough.


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6. Cool Dog
A cool dog will quench your hunger for salty and sweet. It痴 a hot dog that replaces the bun with sponge cake and replaces the weenie with ice cream. The condiments are replaced with chocolate sauce, whipped cream, and sprinkles. Sounds pretty cool-dog-a-licious.

7. Fried Avocadoes and Fried Guacamole
Concessionaire Allan Weiss offered up Zesty Fried Guacamole Bites in 2007, and in 2006, he created the Fried Avocado (chunks of avocado, breaded and fried). The guac bites are a scoop of guacamole, breaded, fried, and served with ranch or salsa. Mr. Weiss decided that since the fried avocado went over so well, that people would like fried guacamole even more.


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8. Fernie痴 Fried Mac 地 Cheese
Auntie Fernie痴 (mother of cousin Jack, the guy with four teeth who runs the Tilt-a-Whirl) version of this seems to be the most popular in the state fair world. She takes scoops of macaroni and cheese, tops them with garlicky breadcrumbs and then, (surprise, surprise) deep-fries them to make her famous mac 地 cheese. There痴 only 610 calories per stick and these can now be found at certain restaurants.


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9. Spaghetti and Meatballs on a Stick
This Italian treat is balled up, breaded, and fried. (I see a theme here.) They cut the spaghetti strands into small one-inch chunks, and then roll them up into a big meatball. The meatball is then dipped into red sauce and fried. This Minnesota state fair dinner is also known as Heart Attack on a Stick.


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10. Butter Busts
If you get to the fair later in the day and all the fatties have torn down every last booth, there is one last option. At the Minnesota state fair, you can have a personal bust made of butter. I知 guessing that anyone who痴 into deep-fried coffee and spaghetti would most likely enjoy eating a hunk of butter shaped like some chick痴 head.
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Old 04-30-2008, 12:14 PM   #2
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5. Fried Cookie Dough
This one was voted best new state fair food at the 2007 Texas state fair (by the same guy who made deep-fried coke). First they chill the cookie (chocolate chip, pecan, and coconut based cookie dough), then they batter the cookie dough, then they deep-fry the cookie dough, then people—regular people like you and me—consume the cookie dough.
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Old 04-30-2008, 12:24 PM   #5
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You should see the saltiest foods over on the food thread in DC. They have a dish with over 7,300 MG of salt on it.
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Nice elitist article. Glad he/she took the time to write it to warn me that this stuff isn't healthy.
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I'd be interested to try the Spaghetti and meatballs on a stick....and the Cool Dog.
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A lot of that has been around for a long time.
Alton Brown 'discovered' Kool-ickles in the MS delta on 'Feasting on Asphalt' but they've been making them for decades in the South.
Heck, I think Applebees of TGIFs has fried mac'n'cheese as an appetizer.

Actually, one that isn't on the list that I surprised myself by LOVING is deep fried pickles. But after the fact, it stands to reason, I love fish w/ tartar sauce, and a deep fried pickle is essentially the pickle from tartar sauce and the breading/coating from a piece of cod.
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The food is the #1 reason i go to the state fair, but yeah...some of the crap these people concoct is beyond gross.
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A lot of that has been around for a long time.
Alton Brown 'discovered' Kool-ickles in the MS delta on 'Feasting on Asphalt' but they've been making them for decades in the South.
Heck, I think Applebees of TGIFs has fried mac'n'cheese as an appetizer.

Actually, one that isn't on the list that I surprised myself by LOVING is deep fried pickles. But after the fact, it stands to reason, I love fish w/ tartar sauce, and a deep fried pickle is essentially the pickle from tartar sauce and the breading/coating from a piece of cod.
Deep fried pickles have been a staple in the south for years.
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A lot of that has been around for a long time.
Alton Brown 'discovered' Kool-ickles in the MS delta on 'Feasting on Asphalt' but they've been making them for decades in the South.
Heck, I think Applebees of TGIFs has fried mac'n'cheese as an appetizer.

Actually, one that isn't on the list that I surprised myself by LOVING is deep fried pickles. But after the fact, it stands to reason, I love fish w/ tartar sauce, and a deep fried pickle is essentially the pickle from tartar sauce and the breading/coating from a piece of cod.
The Cheesecake Factory has some really delicious Fried Macaroni and Cheese Balls. They are an appetizer, but I am often tempted to get two orders for my meal.
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Deep fried pickles have been a staple in the south for years.
And strangely, the best I've had are at a Welsh pub [Llewellyns].
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