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Old 05-04-2008, 06:53 PM  
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*OFFICIAL* relationship advice thread

All the Slayer talk in the Stevieray thread made long for the days when Slayer would help everyone out with their lady problems. Since he's disappeared, I figure the Planet needs another one-stop-shop for relationship advice, so who more qualified than I to pick up the mantle Slayer has cast aside?

Having trouble with the ladies? Are you in the wife's doghouse? Just plain unlucky in love altogether? You've come to the right place.

Dr. GoLove is in the house.
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Old 05-01-2013, 11:02 PM   #61
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you're crazy. You must be a freak in bed. And that's terrible advice.
Wait what's bad advice?? That you shouldn't own bunnies if you're hooking up with crazy chicks??? Dude wth do you like bunny soup??? That's just messed up!!!
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Old 05-01-2013, 11:02 PM   #62
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The heat would have frizzed her hair?
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Old 05-01-2013, 11:09 PM   #63
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Wow Lumpy. That dude has become a troll. Can't believe you believe that crap. She took it so she didn't have to stop for gas. A full tank of gas doesn't get you across 2 states. She didn't want to go to a gas station and risk being seen on any cameras. Her phone was off so she wouldn't be tracked.

I sometimes don't even want to try to explain anything on here anymore. Holy Hera.


I didn't. I'm just really bored and can't sleep.

Edit: Oh and yes, I was quite aware of the reason for her stocking additional gas, too.

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Old 05-01-2013, 11:16 PM   #64
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Wait what's bad advice?? That you shouldn't own bunnies if you're hooking up with crazy chicks??? Dude wth do you like bunny soup??? That's just messed up!!!
Bunny soup? Is that from a movie? I'm sorry if it is.

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I didn't. I'm just really bored and can't sleep.
Lol. Sorry about that. I'll pray for you to get to sleep.
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Old 05-01-2013, 11:20 PM   #65
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Bunny soup? Is that from a movie? I'm sorry if it is.
it's from an old school movie 'fatal attraction' hell I haven't even seen the movie just heard about it!

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Old 05-01-2013, 11:23 PM   #66
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Holy shit, I've never seen the bunny scene.
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Old 05-01-2013, 11:23 PM   #67
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My advice is to avoid relationships at all costs.

Probably the only advice I could give that I actually follow.
you need to learn to love again Keg.
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Old 05-01-2013, 11:25 PM   #68
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Lol. Sorry about that. I'll pray for you to get to sleep.
Thanks, but there's no need to go that far. I just took a sleeping pill so I'll be good in about 30 min's.
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Old 05-01-2013, 11:29 PM   #69
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Thanks, but there's no need to go that far. I just took a sleeping pill so I'll be good in about 30 min's.
LET ME BE ME!

Goodnight I'm out too.

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it's from an old school movie 'fatal attraction' hell I haven't even seen the movie just heard about it!

Lord. I can't unsee that. Thanks for nothing dude.
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Old 05-01-2013, 11:32 PM   #70
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Alright guys, I need help bad. I can't make new threads so I figure this is as good a place as any. My boys and I were eating at this Korean BBQ place. I was flirting with the waitress and we end up exchanging numbers. My friends and I leave and two hours later she calls me asking if I wanted to hang out after work. I meet her at her job before she gets out and we start walking back to her place. Along the way, she starts telling me how she’s been raped twice, how a drunk driver killed her cousin, and how her fiancée died while disarming a bomb in Israel. We get to her house and I thought I was going in with her, until she tells me we won’t be having sex until marriage and how she’s so happy to be my boyfriend. She goes inside and I’m left wondering, “What the **** just happened?”
She calls me the next day to hang out and we do. She’s introducing me to all her friends as her boyfriend and I’m scared shitless. I pull her aside and tell her we can still hang out and fool around, but I’m not looking for a relationship. She says, “You can still **** other girls and you don’t have to call me your girlfriend, but I wanna still call you my boyfriend.” I figure that’s a compromise and agree to it.
I had her over yesterday and we fooled around for an hour before she had to go to work. We agreed that I’d spend the weekend over he house. She calls me later that night crying about her life and how she wants to “just end it all”. I get about three or four different sets of text messages from her a day. I’m getting picture messages saying how “fate brought us together”. I’m genuinely scared when my phone rings now.
Today I remembered that I’m gonna be down south during the weekend for my sister’s graduation, so I let her know I won’t be able to hang out. She calls me crying again and goes on about how she’s “always going to be a failure” and how she understands if I don’t want to be with her anymore. She’s saying crazy shit about how “blood is blue until oxygen hits it” and how she’s cutting herself right there with me on the phone.
I don’t know what the **** I’m gonna do. My plan is to meet with her tomorrow (in public) and tell her that this isn’t healthy for either one of us and we need to end it. Let her know that she needs to get help immediately and ****ing bounce (I want to get this out of the way before I go down south). I’m going to give one of her coworkers my number and have him/her keep in contact so I know if she tries to hurt herself. But other than that, I have no idea what to do. I’ve seen other threads and you give good advice as a group, and I figure crowd sourcing couldn’t hurt at all. So what do you guys recommend? Thanks.

IDK - but if you ever bang this broad DEFINITELY pull the hair. She'd like it.
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Old 05-01-2013, 11:34 PM   #71
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Thanks, but there's no need to go that far. I just took a sleeping pill so I'll be good in about 30 min's.
me TOO beyoootch, Nyquil - that is what is up.
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Old 05-01-2013, 11:34 PM   #72
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Alright guys, I need help bad. I can't make new threads so I figure this is as good a place as any. My boys and I were eating at this Korean BBQ place. I was flirting with the waitress and we end up exchanging numbers. My friends and I leave and two hours later she calls me asking if I wanted to hang out after work. I meet her at her job before she gets out and we start walking back to her place. Along the way, she starts telling me how she’s been raped twice, how a drunk driver killed her cousin, and how her fiancée died while disarming a bomb in Israel. We get to her house and I thought I was going in with her, until she tells me we won’t be having sex until marriage and how she’s so happy to be my boyfriend. She goes inside and I’m left wondering, “What the **** just happened?”
She calls me the next day to hang out and we do. She’s introducing me to all her friends as her boyfriend and I’m scared shitless. I pull her aside and tell her we can still hang out and fool around, but I’m not looking for a relationship. She says, “You can still **** other girls and you don’t have to call me your girlfriend, but I wanna still call you my boyfriend.” I figure that’s a compromise and agree to it.
I had her over yesterday and we fooled around for an hour before she had to go to work. We agreed that I’d spend the weekend over he house. She calls me later that night crying about her life and how she wants to “just end it all”. I get about three or four different sets of text messages from her a day. I’m getting picture messages saying how “fate brought us together”. I’m genuinely scared when my phone rings now.
Today I remembered that I’m gonna be down south during the weekend for my sister’s graduation, so I let her know I won’t be able to hang out. She calls me crying again and goes on about how she’s “always going to be a failure” and how she understands if I don’t want to be with her anymore. She’s saying crazy shit about how “blood is blue until oxygen hits it” and how she’s cutting herself right there with me on the phone.
I don’t know what the **** I’m gonna do. My plan is to meet with her tomorrow (in public) and tell her that this isn’t healthy for either one of us and we need to end it. Let her know that she needs to get help immediately and ****ing bounce (I want to get this out of the way before I go down south). I’m going to give one of her coworkers my number and have him/her keep in contact so I know if she tries to hurt herself. But other than that, I have no idea what to do. I’ve seen other threads and you give good advice as a group, and I figure crowd sourcing couldn’t hurt at all. So what do you guys recommend? Thanks.
Your narcissism is almost as bad as hers and why I am with Phobia that you might be trolling. But just in case you are not you are dealing with a 'borderline personality'. Ever watch the movie "Jagged Edge"? You are involved with Glenn Close. The reason she say's she won't bang you is because she has been banged soooooooo much prior and been used but she can't tell you that and it's a test to see if you are different and caring and so far you are passing the test and even more so if she finds out that you actually are following up on her for her safety.

GTFO NOW and drop off the face of the earth in reference to her !!!

Otherwise think Glenn Close and I am not shittin you either !!!
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