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Old 05-26-2008, 12:19 AM  
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I'm watching some prison reality show, and it's about a prison in Tennessee. There's some dude in there who has killed four people ... while he's been in prison.

He's attacked seven of his roommates, and killed four of them. Deaths have ranged from slitting one guy's throat to stabbing another one 30+ times.

They're interviewing him, and he said, "I just want people to treat me like I treat them. In fact, on every guy but one, I tried to talk to them first."

I really like the 'every guy but one' part.
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Old 05-26-2008, 12:22 AM   #2
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I'm watching some prison reality show, and it's about a prison in Tennessee. There's some dude in there who has killed four people ... while he's been in prison.

He's attacked seven of his roommates, and killed four of them. Deaths have ranged from slitting one guy's throat to stabbing another one 30+ times.

They're interviewing him, and he said, "I just want people to treat me like I treat them. In fact, on every guy but one, I tried to talk to them first."

I really like the 'every guy but one' part.
Is it the old white guy with glasses and long hair that's been in prison since he was like 19?

I think I've seen that one before. Pretty swell guy.
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Old 05-26-2008, 12:33 AM   #3
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Is it the old white guy with glasses and long hair that's been in prison since he was like 19?

I think I've seen that one before. Pretty swell guy.
Must be different. This guy has no glasses and a shaved head, with a strong southern accent. He's indeed been in prison for 30 years, though. He looks mean.
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Old 05-26-2008, 12:36 AM   #4
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Must be different. This guy has no glasses and a shaved head, with a strong southern accent. He's indeed been in prison for 30 years, though. He looks mean.
Hmm... I don't think I have an accent.
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Old 05-26-2008, 01:29 AM   #5
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I'm watching some prison reality show, and it's about a prison in Tennessee. There's some dude in there who has killed four people ... while he's been in prison.

He's attacked seven of his roommates, and killed four of them. Deaths have ranged from slitting one guy's throat to stabbing another one 30+ times.

They're interviewing him, and he said, "I just want people to treat me like I treat them. In fact, on every guy but one, I tried to talk to them first."

I really like the 'every guy but one' part.
Well to be fair, you have to at least him credit for talking to them.

He probably mentioned at some point he was going to kill each of them. They got a heads up, so three out of the four knew it was coming. What more can you ask for in prison?

Personally, I would have preferred to be guy number four.

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Old 05-26-2008, 02:51 AM   #6
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Old 05-26-2008, 05:30 AM   #7
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Old 05-26-2008, 05:41 AM   #8
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I think they said he was later killed by a cellmate. Justice!
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Old 05-26-2008, 06:45 AM   #9
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He must have been a Chiefs fan. Did it mention he did his killings after the football season. Was his name Frazod?
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Old 05-26-2008, 06:57 AM   #10
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I think they said he was later killed by a cellmate. Justice!
Well, he did say he wanted them to treat him the way he treated them.
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Old 05-26-2008, 08:16 AM   #11
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He must have been a Chiefs fan. Did it mention he did his killings after the football season. Was his name Frazod?
Frazod is only a threat to kitchen appliances.
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Old 05-26-2008, 08:36 AM   #12
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He only killed someone once every 8 or so years. That's hardly worth worrying about.
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Old 05-26-2008, 10:29 AM   #13
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Old 05-26-2008, 10:43 AM   #14
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I work in a max in Nevada. I have had five inmates killed by there cellmates. Once they murder someone, we never put them back in a cell with another inmate.
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Old 05-26-2008, 10:54 AM   #15
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I work in a max in Nevada. I have had five inmates killed by there cellmates. Once they murder someone, we never put them back in a cell with another inmate.
That's probably a good idea.
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