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Old 05-26-2008, 08:54 PM  
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so how do you guys feel about punching females?
In the face I mean...

I have never, and would never punch a woman unless it was a matter of life and death.

Reason I ask is because last night some crazy bitch at the bar I am a bouncer at threw a beer in my face, and stabbed me in the neck with her keys multiple times. I think any normal person would've beat the shit out of that bitch.

I had ahold of one of her arms, and one of her boyfriends arms and he was trying to swing at me from behind her. So not only could I not punch her because she appeared to be female(even though she probably did have testicles), I couldn't hit him either because I didn't want to accidentally hit her. Then they pressed charges against ME because her boyfriends arm is bruised from where I grabbed ahold of him. I am pressing charges as well, and I feel that I'll definetely be vindicated as our bar has cameras, but ****, what a bad night.

I am so furious right now, and am just worried that these people will be able to get away with this if for some reason there is a problem with the tapes. If it was just a dude it would've been no problem I could've stomped him out easily, but that's always an extreme last resort, I hate fighting and do not claim to be a tough guy(got that out of my system earlier in life). I'd rather be the nice guy, but I am too proud to let that shit slide. I want these people to pay.

Any legal advice would be much appreciated.

What would it take for you to punch a broad?
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Old 05-26-2008, 08:56 PM   #2
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I'm all for it. Bitches need a good black eye every now and then. If some skank ever gets physical with me I won't hesitate to land a haymaker right in her pretty little gut. If she persists, it's face clobberin' time, whore.
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Old 05-26-2008, 08:57 PM   #3
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Old 05-26-2008, 08:57 PM   #4
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I had a girlfriend back in the day that had two black eyes......






I had to tell her twice.




Of course, I'm only joking and would NEVER condone striking a woman.
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Old 05-26-2008, 08:59 PM   #5
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If someone stabbed me in the neck with keys, I'd at least punch whoever did it, no matter who it was. I'd do more if it was a man. I wouldn't hit a woman except in an extreme case, but thats just crossing the line. You can't do something like that and expect your gender to protect you.
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Old 05-26-2008, 08:59 PM   #6
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keys to the neck might've done it for me--I admire your restraint. just curious-what precipitated the beer toss?
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Old 05-26-2008, 08:59 PM   #7
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I have no problem with puching females, as long as they are punching other females.
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Old 05-26-2008, 09:00 PM   #8
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If your bar is still using a tape machine tell the cheap bastard owner to upgrade to a DVR. the images are much better and can really be the diff. in a case like this.....
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Old 05-26-2008, 09:01 PM   #9
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You did the right thing. Good man.

Under no circumstance do you fist a bitch in the face, unless she has a knife, or another weapon that seriously threatens your safety.

I hope those tapes show the truth, and that bitch gets what she deserves.
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Old 05-26-2008, 09:02 PM   #10
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The 3 dots below the scrathes/bruising, are actually bruises as well from keys that went straight on.

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If someone stabbed me in the neck with keys, I'd at least punch whoever did it, no matter who it was. I'd do more if it was a man. I wouldn't hit a woman except in an extreme case, but thats just crossing the line. You can't do something like that and expect your gender to protect you.
Give her the pimp slap.
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Old 05-26-2008, 09:03 PM   #13
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The girl would have to be threatening my life in order for me to impose any harm her way. I guess you didn't feel she was threatening your life by stabbing her keys into your throat, but that's just you lol Big ups on keeping a cool head though man. You're going to win the case, so don't worry about it.
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The 3 dots below the scrathes/bruising, are actually bruises as well from keys that went straight on.
Those pics will certainly help your case.
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