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Old 07-09-2008, 03:31 PM  
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Whats your best pickup line?

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Old 07-09-2008, 03:32 PM   #2
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Old 07-09-2008, 03:33 PM   #3
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Old 07-09-2008, 03:33 PM   #4
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Old 07-09-2008, 03:37 PM   #5
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* The Chiefs have more player-committed murder-suicides than playoff victories in the past two decades.

* During last year's meltdown against the Colts in the post season, it looked like the injuries slider was turned up to 100% and they were carting bodies off the field like they were filming B-roll for "The Strain".

* Brodie Croyle (!) is the only quarterback drafted by the team to start a game for them since the mid-80's...and he barely beat out Damon Huard in the process. Croyle then promptly lost all six of his starts. He couldn't even beat out Tyler Thigpen once he returned from injury.
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Old 07-09-2008, 03:37 PM   #6
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whats up shorty? you talkin' bout things or what?
You've got to be joking.
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* The Chiefs have more player-committed murder-suicides than playoff victories in the past two decades.

* During last year's meltdown against the Colts in the post season, it looked like the injuries slider was turned up to 100% and they were carting bodies off the field like they were filming B-roll for "The Strain".

* Brodie Croyle (!) is the only quarterback drafted by the team to start a game for them since the mid-80's...and he barely beat out Damon Huard in the process. Croyle then promptly lost all six of his starts. He couldn't even beat out Tyler Thigpen once he returned from injury.
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Old 07-09-2008, 03:39 PM   #7
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though I've never used my terrorist one. I heard it on the radio and snickered.
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* The Chiefs have more player-committed murder-suicides than playoff victories in the past two decades.

* During last year's meltdown against the Colts in the post season, it looked like the injuries slider was turned up to 100% and they were carting bodies off the field like they were filming B-roll for "The Strain".

* Brodie Croyle (!) is the only quarterback drafted by the team to start a game for them since the mid-80's...and he barely beat out Damon Huard in the process. Croyle then promptly lost all six of his starts. He couldn't even beat out Tyler Thigpen once he returned from injury.
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Old 07-09-2008, 03:39 PM   #8
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Old 07-09-2008, 03:43 PM   #9
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Old 07-09-2008, 03:44 PM   #10
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Old 07-09-2008, 03:44 PM   #11
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Old 07-09-2008, 03:45 PM   #12
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I pretend like I know them from somewhere. I ask them if they're from here, where they might have gone to high school, where they tend to hang out, etc. All in trying to figure out "where I've seen them before". You can find out a lot about the person in just a few minutes. If you're not into the places where they hang out, then move on. It's not really a "pick up line", but still...
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Old 07-09-2008, 03:46 PM   #13
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Old 07-09-2008, 03:46 PM   #14
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