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Old 07-11-2008, 03:18 PM  
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In Deep Kaka And Need Help Fast Thread!!!

Okay ... we just had new carpet installed in my home office and I dropped some gum on the floor and stepped on it. I need to get this cleaned up before the beautiful and witty Mrs. FAX gets home and she'll be here in an hour.

I google up some stuff, then I did a web search that says use ice. I only have one shot at this and I have to get it right. Any Planeteers know how to do this? Is ice the best?

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Old 07-11-2008, 03:19 PM   #2
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Take a dump on the rug.....she'll never notice the gum. It also helps if you have a dog to blame it on.
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Old 07-11-2008, 03:20 PM   #3
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Old 07-11-2008, 03:20 PM   #4
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Okay ... we just had new carpet installed in my home office and I dropped some gum on the floor and stepped on it. I need to get this cleaned up before the beautiful and witty Mrs. FAX gets home and she'll be here in an hour.

I google up some stuff, then I did a web search that says use ice. I only have one shot at this and I have to get it right. Any Planeteers know how to do this? Is ice the best?

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Old 07-11-2008, 03:21 PM   #5
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what where you doing, rubbing one off on the new...oh...you said gum.
ice should work best.
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Old 07-11-2008, 03:21 PM   #6
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Give her an antifreeze blizzard when she first walks in.

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Old 07-11-2008, 03:21 PM   #7
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Old 07-11-2008, 03:21 PM   #8
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Old 07-11-2008, 03:22 PM   #9
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Old 07-11-2008, 03:23 PM   #10
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Peanut butter or ice, FAX. I used ice once, and once it hardens, you can scrape it off.
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Old 07-11-2008, 03:23 PM   #11
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WD-40 also works well to remove gum. Spray it onto the gum spot and smoosh it around a little bit. Let it sit for fifteen or twenty minutes and then remove. The gum will slide right off the carpet! It may take two applications, but the gum should come right out. Lighter fluid is also something you can use, which you wouldn’t expect. This is not recommended around fireplaces or where people are smoking (or anywhere else it might be exposed to heat or flames.) With these latter two methods, you’ll probably want to test a hidden area of your carpet first to be sure no damage will be incurred. After the gum is removed, clean out any residue or leftover product with a damp cloth.
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Old 07-11-2008, 03:23 PM   #12
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I'm going with ice. I don't have any drycleaning fluid. Who keeps friggin' drycleaning fluid around the house, anyhow? Drycleaners?

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Old 07-11-2008, 03:24 PM   #13
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I've had good luck with the ice thing. Dry ice is even better, but much more difficult to get a hold of and handle. Basically, if it ain't warm, it ain't sticky.
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Old 07-11-2008, 03:24 PM   #14
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Won't WD40 leave a giant oil stain?

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Old 07-11-2008, 03:25 PM   #15
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