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Old 07-11-2008, 04:52 PM  
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This gangbang is so awkward

This Gangbang Is So Awkward
(no idea who wrote this, but it's funny as hell)

Oh man. How did I talk myself into this? This was not a good idea.

What am I supposed to be doing right now? Should I be doing something? She looks pretty occupied currently. She's already handling three dudes. I guess I'll just stand here and stroke it some more. Keep your head together Kev. Your time will come. Man this gangbang is awkward!

This seemed like it would be awesome. It always looked so cool in the videos. But all this waiting and watching is really uncomfortable.

I figured I'd just sort of fall into a natural rhythm and find my groove, but I've gotta admit that I am really perplexed as to the proper gangbang protocol here.

Whoa. She just looked at me. Does that mean she wants me to come up there so she can suck me off? Maybe that's what she's indicating. But what if she didn't mean that? What if I go up there and shove my junk in her face and she doesn't want anything to do with it? I'd look like a real horse's ass then. I'd better just wait here.

Man this guy's taking a long time. Come on dude, who are you trying to impress here? There are other guys waiting.

Look at that guy's penis! It's way bigger then mine. Thicker at least. I hope I don't have to follow him. She won't even know I'm in there.

Oh man, he caught me staring at it. Well that's just great. Now he's gonna think I'm queer. I'm not queer man. I'm just a little self conscious. God this is awkward.

It's too hot in here.

These guys are all saying sexy things to her. I'm the only one who's not talking dirty. I should say something so that they don't think I'm lame. Here goes....

"Yeah, you like that bitch!"

Shit. That was stupid. Now everyone's looking at me like I'm some misogynistic asshole.

I am an asshole. Why did I have to say the most cliché, demeaning thing I could think of? Like I need to remind her that she "likes that". Smooth move dumbass.

I wonder why she's doing this. I'll bet she had a bad childhood. She probably lacked a strong paternal figure in her life.

Damn it. Now I'm half mast. Now I look like the guy that can't keep it up. Concentrate Buck... Stop psychoanalyzing and keep your mind on the sex.

Okay here we go, that guy's done. About time. Should I go now? I've waited long enough, I'm going in there.

Damn it. The Italian guy beat me to it. I was here way before the Italian guy. How are we determining who's turn it is here anyways? Was there some sign up sheet I missed or something? Damn it.

Steady Kevin old boy. There's plenty for everyone. Just wait it out. Deep breaths.

I hope no one tries to go anal when I'm taking my turn. I'm not real cool with my stuff touching another guy's stuff. And I think that would be unavoidable. That would be really awkward.

Something in here stinks. Is that me? I hope it's not me. Oh man, I hope it's not her! Wait, no, it's the Italian guy. Thank God.

Okay, time to make your move Kev... I've gotta get in there and mix it up. Other wise I'm that creep at the gangbang who's just watching and beating off. You've gotta be in it to win it. Okay here goes.

Wait, what's going on? Everyone's finishing off on her! We're climaxing already? We just got started! I haven't even gone yet!

Okay stay calm Buck.. No one knows that. Just finish yourself off so that you're not the odd man out.

Well this was great. This was just great. A red letter day in my sad sexual history. And what am I supposed to do now? Do we all hang around for a while and talk about it? Where should I clean up?

God this is awkward.
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Old 07-11-2008, 05:05 PM   #2
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that is ... ummmm ... I don;t know what to say.
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Old 07-11-2008, 05:07 PM   #3
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Old 07-11-2008, 05:11 PM   #4
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that is ... ummmm ... I don;t know what to say.
Awkward, isn't it?
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Old 07-11-2008, 05:25 PM   #5
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Old 07-11-2008, 05:55 PM   #6
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Old 07-11-2008, 06:02 PM   #7
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Old 07-11-2008, 06:05 PM   #8
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I've never understood the gangbang thing. Two or three girls and I sure, but one girl and five other guys? Why?
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Old 07-11-2008, 06:13 PM   #9
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What if you reach out and grab a tit and dude pulls out and shoots
do you offer it up for her to lick off or punch him in the face
no -erect dudes shouldn't fight
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Old 07-11-2008, 06:20 PM   #10
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I've never understood the gangbang thing. Two or three girls and I sure, but one girl and five other guys? Why?
Why not? It's all flesh. Just press it together until you climax. **** yeah.
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Old 07-11-2008, 06:25 PM   #11
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Why not? It's all flesh. Just press it together until you climax. **** yeah.
Your opinion on this matter is moot.
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Old 07-11-2008, 06:28 PM   #12
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What if you reach out and grab a tit and dude pulls out and shoots
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no -erect dudes shouldn't fight
Better have a long reach....with your punches.
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Old 07-11-2008, 07:30 PM   #13
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Your opinion on this matter is moot.


his opinion would be better if it was mute.....
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Old 07-11-2008, 08:20 PM   #14
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Why? I don't mind seeing other dudes naked. It'd almost be like watching porn, but live. And participating.
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Old 07-11-2008, 08:30 PM   #15
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