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Old 07-17-2008, 02:04 PM  
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Anti Terrorism strategy

Got this E-mail the other day. Sounds good to me!

Mark your calendars for next saturday.

As you may know it is a sin for any muslim male to see any woman naked other than his wife.

He must commit suicide if he does!

So next Saturday at 4 pm it is asked that every woman in the United States walk out of their house completely naked to weed out any neighbor hood terrorist. Circling your block for 1 hour is recommended.

All patriotic men are to position themselves in front of their houses with lawnchairs to prove they are not muslim and to demonstrate they think its OK to see naked women.

Since Islam does not approve of alcohol you must have a cold 6 pack at you side and consume the alcohol.

The American government appreciates your effort.
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Old 07-17-2008, 02:10 PM   #2
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Old 07-17-2008, 02:31 PM   #3
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Old 07-17-2008, 02:32 PM   #4
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Old 07-17-2008, 02:32 PM   #5
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Shouldn't there be something about eating pork in there? Don't Islamic people not eat pork?
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Old 07-17-2008, 02:36 PM   #6
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Old 07-17-2008, 02:41 PM   #7
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Shouldn't there be something about eating pork in there? Don't Islamic people not eat pork?

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Old 07-17-2008, 02:45 PM   #8
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Shouldn't there be something about eating pork in there? Don't Islamic people not eat pork?
That and make sure you have your "unclean" dog sitting next to you.
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Old 07-17-2008, 02:45 PM   #9
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Old 07-17-2008, 02:46 PM   #10
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Old 07-17-2008, 02:48 PM   #11
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Old 07-17-2008, 02:50 PM   #12
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Old 07-17-2008, 02:52 PM   #13
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Got it. Grab a sixer of Natty, my NASCAR lawn chair, round up the huntin' dogs, and head out front and grill hot dogs. Ought to be a good time.
none of the new Euro Natty
go with home grown Micros.

and we need some pig's blood just in case.
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Old 07-17-2008, 02:53 PM   #14
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none of the new Euro Natty
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and we need some pig's blood just in case.
This is true.

PBR it is. They have to be American made and owned still, right?
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Old 07-17-2008, 02:53 PM   #15
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