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Old 07-25-2008, 09:57 PM  
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Cranky old bastard (Skip?) shoots lawn mower for not starting

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MILWAUKEE - A Milwaukee man was accused of shooting his lawn mower because it wouldn't start.

Keith Walendowski, 56, was charged with felony possession of a short-barreled shotgun or rifle and misdemeanor disorderly conduct while armed.

According to the criminal complaint, Walendowski said he was angry because his Lawn Boy wouldn't start Wednesday morning

He told police quote, "I can do that, it's my lawn mower and my yard so I can shoot it if I want."

A woman who lives at Walendowski's house reported the incident. She said he was intoxicated.

Walendowski could face up to an $11,000 fine and six years and three months in prison if convicted.


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Old 07-25-2008, 10:07 PM   #2
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If it would've been a Craftsman mower he would've been justified.
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Old 07-25-2008, 10:10 PM   #3
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He told police quote, "I can do that, it's my lawn mower and my yard so I can shoot it if I want."
The man has a point. What's the problem?
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Old 07-25-2008, 10:11 PM   #4
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too bad he was too stupid to realize that he was charged with possession of a short barreled shotgun and discharging it in town, not destruction of his shitty lawnmower.
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Old 07-25-2008, 10:18 PM   #5
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too bad he was too stupid to realize that he was charged with possession of a short barreled shotgun and discharging it in town, not destruction of his shitty lawnmower.
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Old 07-25-2008, 11:19 PM   #6
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Old 07-25-2008, 11:37 PM   #7
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how is this a free country if you can't even shoot your own ****ing lawn mower in your own ****ing yard?
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Old 07-26-2008, 12:57 AM   #8
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skip is the coolest mofugger on cp except myelf. very good I will go back to taking a shit and partyn
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Old 07-26-2008, 01:43 AM   #9
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What kind of a dick shoots a lawnmower?

Man, I'd never do anything like that.
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Old 07-26-2008, 01:54 AM   #10
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What kind of a dick shoots a lawnmower?

Man, I'd never do anything like that.
Yeah, it had its own engine........
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Old 07-26-2008, 05:16 AM   #11
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Hes getting charged for the GUN not the mower in his yard.
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Old 07-26-2008, 07:31 AM   #12
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Not Skip. He told us a long time ago, he waters his neighbors yard, not his own. This way they have to mow and he doesn't.
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Old 07-26-2008, 07:55 AM   #13
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Sounds like this dude had a frazod moment.
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Old 07-26-2008, 07:55 AM   #14
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i doubt there are many places where you can legally discharge a firearm in the city limits, even if you are in your own yard.

no to mention it sounds like his gun was illegal.
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Old 07-26-2008, 10:06 AM   #15
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no skip doesn't shoot his lawn mower when it wont work
because he probably rode it to hard the night before
while chained to his back porch
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