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Old 08-05-2008, 05:30 PM  
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Write your OWN Favre Story!

Face it, we are in need of more Favre info. rofl

http://fifthdown.blogs.nytimes.com/2...re-word-story/
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Old 08-05-2008, 05:33 PM   #2
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Greenbay has just announced they're trading him to me for a Large thin crust sausage pizza and 6/7ths of a meatball sub.

Steal! I got someone to get me beers during Chiefs games!

...but now I'm hungry.
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Old 08-05-2008, 05:35 PM   #3
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Brett Favre has been arrested for making fake 911 calls. He called 911 twice because Midnight_Douchebag didn't deliver his meatball sub in 30 minutes or less. Favre found out that Midnight_Douchebag had actually rode his sweet bike over to Mrs. Favre's house instead.
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Old 08-05-2008, 05:38 PM   #4
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Michael Vick bought Favre as his prison bitch
he paid for him by selling his bones future to Michael Jackson
Michael Jackson got the money from selling Favre's soul to Al Gore
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Old 08-05-2008, 05:40 PM   #5
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Michael Vick bought Favre as his prison bitch
he paid for him by selling his bones future to Michael Jackson
Michael Jackson got the money from selling Favre's soul to Al Gore
Brett Favre's soul is the cause of global warning!
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Old 08-05-2008, 05:43 PM   #6
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Fred Philps clan will protest Favre's soul
because Packer fans masturbate and
spill their seed on frozen ground
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Old 08-05-2008, 05:45 PM   #7
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Brett Farve was traded to the Saskatchewan Roughrider's of the CFL. In exchange,the Packers will receive 75 pounds of Canadian bacon....
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Old 08-05-2008, 05:47 PM   #8
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Fred Philps clan will protest Favre's soul
because Packer fans masturbate and
spill their seed on frozen ground
from the icy cum rises aaron rodgers to abash the evil soul
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Old 08-05-2008, 05:49 PM   #9
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Old 08-05-2008, 05:50 PM   #10
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I used the template from the link, but your comments are fun too





On Oct. 10, 1969, Brett Lorenzo Favre was born in Gulfport, Miss. He grew up in Kiln, Miss., a Turd on the map without paved roads, running water, or electricity.
Only Southern Mississippi offered him a scholarship, and wanted the ****wad to play defensive back. Favre was a brain-dead boy in those days; he enjoyed smoking crack and banging minors. One time, he played six weeks after a beer truck accidently smashed his tongue.
His penis grew. Favre spent one season with the Falcons before they dumped him on the Packers. Jock straps were costing more than team managers anticipated.
On Sept. 20, 1992, the hung Favre started his first N.F.L. game. He paid the officials to help in a last-minute comeback victory and has not missed a start since.
Over the years, his penis head only grew, just like Peter North’s. There was Favre, mowing the lawn on his girlfriend, back in Mississippi, there was Favre, the three-time ejaculator, Madden’s love-child, the Super Bowl could be bought.
His father, Irvin, died suddenly in 2003. The next night, Favre played the Raiders. He passed for 17 touchdowns and 3000 yards.
Favre has recently considered becoming a porn star, but his penis is always limp. This season, he tamed his inner-female and led the Fudge Packers back to the top. Lombardi would be so proud.
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Old 08-05-2008, 05:51 PM   #11
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Obama will select Aaron Rodgers as his vp
hilary supporters will club him like a baby seal
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Old 08-05-2008, 06:01 PM   #12
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Brett Favre's soul is the cause of global warning!
Don't tell that to Chuck Noris
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Old 08-05-2008, 06:04 PM   #13
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Favre is reincarnated as chicken shit
Casey scrapes him off Lombardi's statue
then tosses salad opening day against the Vikes
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Old 08-05-2008, 06:08 PM   #14
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Old 08-05-2008, 06:10 PM   #15
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Jared Allen knocks the chickenshit
that is Favre out of Casey
gets it in his spikes and carries it back to the Metrodome
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