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Old 08-06-2008, 10:37 PM  
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--So I met a niner on Tuesday.

Yep, last call w/ a pal, two men softball teams, super-hot bartender and nothing,


UNTIL....




A guy and two incredibly hot chicks walk in,

-blonde
-ten body
-ten clothing
-strong nine face
-if you saw pictures you'd shake my hand.



Date Friday,

She lives out of state though and leaving Sunday,

incredibly fast connection, she's 34 and well shaped, dressed and again, Dak would be proud of me. I'm fairly certain Dak does okay,

Superb chemistry. I love girls. I'm just excited...

TIA for listening to this...
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Old 08-06-2008, 10:39 PM   #2
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Old 08-06-2008, 10:39 PM   #3
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Old 08-06-2008, 10:41 PM   #4
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I thought this was going to be about a San Fransisco 49er.

Which, to be honest, would probably be more interesting.

Anyway, good luck, and I hope you have a bike.
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Old 08-06-2008, 10:43 PM   #5
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I thought this was going to be about a San Fransisco 49er.

Which, to be honest, would probably be more interesting.

Anyway, good luck, and I hope you have a bike.

Jesus, you're still harsh, no, I apologize, it's been awhile. I guess I'm looking forward to it and wanted to share it with web buds.
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* The Chiefs have more player-committed murder-suicides than playoff victories in the past two decades.

* During last year's meltdown against the Colts in the post season, it looked like the injuries slider was turned up to 100% and they were carting bodies off the field like they were filming B-roll for "The Strain".

* Brodie Croyle (!) is the only quarterback drafted by the team to start a game for them since the mid-80's...and he barely beat out Damon Huard in the process. Croyle then promptly lost all six of his starts. He couldn't even beat out Tyler Thigpen once he returned from injury.
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Old 08-06-2008, 10:44 PM   #6
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Last call?

Hmmm, you're absolutely sure you didn't have beer goggles on?

I promise, no, no goggling. I've never went out w/ hotter. I've went out w/ one JUST AS HOT.
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* The Chiefs have more player-committed murder-suicides than playoff victories in the past two decades.

* During last year's meltdown against the Colts in the post season, it looked like the injuries slider was turned up to 100% and they were carting bodies off the field like they were filming B-roll for "The Strain".

* Brodie Croyle (!) is the only quarterback drafted by the team to start a game for them since the mid-80's...and he barely beat out Damon Huard in the process. Croyle then promptly lost all six of his starts. He couldn't even beat out Tyler Thigpen once he returned from injury.
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Old 08-06-2008, 10:46 PM   #7
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* The Chiefs have more player-committed murder-suicides than playoff victories in the past two decades.

* During last year's meltdown against the Colts in the post season, it looked like the injuries slider was turned up to 100% and they were carting bodies off the field like they were filming B-roll for "The Strain".

* Brodie Croyle (!) is the only quarterback drafted by the team to start a game for them since the mid-80's...and he barely beat out Damon Huard in the process. Croyle then promptly lost all six of his starts. He couldn't even beat out Tyler Thigpen once he returned from injury.
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Old 08-06-2008, 11:06 PM   #8
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shh, you live by me.
Without pics.....

Now I'm married so of course take this with a grain of salt, but where I live there are very surgically enhanced chicks, and black lesbians. Lots of em, seems to be the only types of women around here.
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Old 08-07-2008, 02:31 AM   #9
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Old 08-07-2008, 07:28 AM   #10
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So I don't understand. Was it Alex Smith who walked in with the two women? Did you steal Alex Smith's girlfriend?
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Old 08-07-2008, 07:38 AM   #11
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Old 08-07-2008, 07:39 AM   #12
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Old 08-07-2008, 07:41 AM   #13
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Old 08-07-2008, 07:44 AM   #14
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Old 08-07-2008, 08:18 AM   #15
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I thought this was going to be about a San Fransisco 49er.

Which, to be honest, would probably be more interesting.

Anyway, good luck, and I hope you have a bike.
I got into a long phone argument with the secretary for a retired 49'er once. It's a much better story...
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