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“Can I see your driver’s license/passport/ID?” 1 4.17%
“Will you come get a blood test with me?” 2 8.33%
“Where did you grow up?” 5 20.83%
“How many relationships have you been in?” 1 4.17%
“Do you want to trade lives with me for a couple days?” 6 25.00%
“Could you help me fake my death?” 6 25.00%
“What do your parents look like?” 3 12.50%
“Are you also missing a pinky toe?” 4 16.67%
"Are you my gender?" 1 4.17%
Other (please post below) 6 25.00%
Gaz? 5 20.83%
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Old 08-18-2008, 01:04 PM  
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Hypothetically, you walk into a restaurant...

So you're going to eat and walk by this person who looks exactly like you. Someone in your group points it out in case you didn't notice, and someone in the other person's group has done the same. You finally decide to go talk to this look-alike. What's the first question you'd ask the individual?

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Old 08-18-2008, 01:05 PM   #2
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Old 08-18-2008, 01:06 PM   #3
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Old 08-18-2008, 01:07 PM   #4
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Old 08-18-2008, 01:08 PM   #5
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Old 08-18-2008, 01:09 PM   #6
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Kick him in the ear.

If he bleeds red he might be a future-you come back to prevent a horrible event to come. Take him home and nurse him back to health.

If he bleeds any other kill him and then lick the blood from your fingers. It might discourage a pending invasion...
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Old 08-18-2008, 01:09 PM   #7
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Old 08-18-2008, 01:10 PM   #8
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Old 08-18-2008, 01:11 PM   #9
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Old 08-18-2008, 01:25 PM   #10
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Old 08-18-2008, 01:26 PM   #11
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This sort of happened to me once. I was on the L in Chicago about 10 years ago and some kid got on who basically looked like a five years younger version of me - a bit younger, thinner and with a bit more hair, but other than that . The guy was looking at me with the same expression on his face that I had - the EXACT same expression. Frankly, it was creepy. Reminded me of the scene from Time Cop where the bad guy meets the past version of himself and tells him to lay off the candy bars. Except this was real.

Anyway, he got off the train before I said anything. I don't know if I would have said anything anyway. Never saw him again. Except in old photos of me.

Hopefully he laid off the candy bars, though.
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Old 08-18-2008, 01:26 PM   #12
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I would ask him if he had been adopted as a child.
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Old 08-18-2008, 01:26 PM   #13
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Old 08-18-2008, 01:30 PM   #14
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Ask him if he's aware that same matter cannot occupy the same place in space/time, and tell him for ****'s sake, don't touch me unless you want the entire continuum to collapse in on itself.
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Old 08-18-2008, 01:31 PM   #15
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