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Old 12-05-2008, 03:22 PM  
AZORChiefFan AZORChiefFan is offline
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Boss's last day (Huge Donkos fan)

So it's my boss's last day. He just handed me a going away present. A 2006 Denver Broncos calendar. I've only seen the cover, can't bring myself to open it. It has Jake Plummer rolling out behind his cut blocking line.

I can't let my boss leave with the 'upper hand' so help me out Planet. Any suggestions of what I can do that
A. won't get me fired
B. Doesn't involve antifreeze.
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Old 12-05-2008, 03:23 PM   #2
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tell him that you ****ed his mother.

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Old 12-05-2008, 03:24 PM   #3
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2006??? sounds like a great boss. give him a gallon of sour milk.
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Old 12-05-2008, 03:26 PM   #4
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Run to Target and buy a cheap picture frame. Then put the Broncos' schedule with scores in it, highlighting the loss to the Chiefs.
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Old 12-05-2008, 03:58 PM   #5
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Find out his new address and mail it back to him in a week or so...

Do something ****ed up to it...If hes not your boss anymore you cant get fired can you?
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Old 12-05-2008, 03:59 PM   #6
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Easy.

Get someone to shake his hand at the door when he's leaving, and as he turns, dive and roll at the back of his ankles.
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Old 12-05-2008, 04:03 PM   #7
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If you know where he lives you should do the old bag of shit on fire on his porch trick.
Or maybe, on your lunch hour you could stop by for a visit with his wife. Bang the hell out of her and when you're done wipe your dick off on his pillow.
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Old 12-05-2008, 04:05 PM   #8
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Does he go by "broncofan1990" on youtube and sound like he has testicles in his mouth when he talks?
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Old 12-05-2008, 04:17 PM   #9
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The cut block from behind seems the post appropriate for Donxs fan. fake trip fall to cover.
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Old 12-05-2008, 04:18 PM   #10
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Old 12-05-2008, 04:25 PM   #11
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Easy.

Get someone to shake his hand at the door when he's leaving, and as he turns, dive and roll at the back of his ankles.
f'n a right
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Old 12-05-2008, 08:43 PM   #12
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How about giving him a 1995 Chiefs/Broncos game where Joe Montana came back to hit the game winning TD against the Broncos.
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Old 12-05-2008, 08:45 PM   #13
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gah. just kill him already.
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Old 12-05-2008, 08:46 PM   #14
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Thank him for the calendar, and then shoot him point blank with a sawed off shotgun.
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Old 12-05-2008, 08:48 PM   #15
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Pour some gasoline (it's cheap of late) on that ****ing poster and light a match ...
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