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Old 01-06-2009, 01:04 PM  
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NOT Funny!!!

Q. What do you call 47 millionaires sitting around a TV watching the Super Bowl?
A. The Chiefs

Q. What do the Chiefs and Billy Graham have in common?
A. They both can make 87,000 people stand up and yell 'Jesus Christ.'

Q. How do you keep a Kansas City Chief out of your yard?
A. Put up a goal post.

Q. What do you call a Kansas City Chief with a Super Bowl ring?
A. A thief.

Q. What's the difference between the Kansas City Chiefs and a dollar bill?
A. You can still get four quarters out of a dollar bill.

Q. How many Kansas City Chiefs does it take to win a Super Bowl?
A. Nobody knows and we may never find out!

Q. What do the Chiefs and possums have in common?
A. Both play dead at home and get killed on the road!


A list of Chiefs jokes I just received from a co-worker.
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Old 01-06-2009, 01:05 PM   #2
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that right there is funny
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Old 01-06-2009, 01:06 PM   #3
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Old 01-06-2009, 01:07 PM   #4
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What's funnier is I bet she was a huge Chiefs fan in 95/97/2003 etc...
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Old 01-06-2009, 01:08 PM   #5
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Katie horner says it's safe at arrowhead during tornado weather. No chance of a touchdown
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Old 01-06-2009, 01:08 PM   #6
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What's funnier is I bet she was a huge Chiefs fan in 95/97/2003 etc...
I doubt it seriously.
If it's not a pair of heels or a $500 purse she doesn't care much about it.
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Old 01-06-2009, 01:08 PM   #7
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Katie horner says it's safe at arrowhead during tornado weather. No chance of a touchdown
Wocka wocka...
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Old 01-06-2009, 01:10 PM   #8
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Why do people insist on posting these? It's bad enough that they're not even funny.

What's worse is they weren't funny in 1990 when I first heard them!
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Old 01-06-2009, 01:13 PM   #9
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I doubt it seriously.
If it's not a pair of heels or a $500 purse she doesn't care much about it.
Is she hot? If so, pics?
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Old 01-06-2009, 01:14 PM   #10
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Old 01-06-2009, 01:14 PM   #11
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Is she hot? If so, pics?
Don't have any pics, unfortunately.
She's definitely an attractive girl though.
She's got a rack out of this world.
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Old 01-06-2009, 01:17 PM   #12
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Old 01-06-2009, 01:17 PM   #13
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Don't have any pics, unfortunately.
She's definitely an attractive girl though.
She's got a rack out of this world.
Camera phone? Come on, deliver.
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Old 01-06-2009, 01:22 PM   #14
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Q. What do you call 47 millionaires sitting around a TV watching the Super Bowl?
A. The Chiefs
I'd have to say that it's a 53 man roster...
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Old 01-06-2009, 01:25 PM   #15
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