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Old 01-26-2009, 12:59 PM  
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UHHHH. Ok

So, I work on the 2nd floor of an office complex in Wichita. The 2nd floor has business's like insurance, investment, energy, etc. The 3rd floor is primarily for hair salons, massage therapy, photography, and the like.

Right above my office, there is a hair salon that I go to out of sheer convenience. Earlier today, I hear music blaring above me - fkg rap - and I can't figure wtf is going on. I let it play out for about 10 minutes and then it just starts to fkn annoy me. I'm trying to have a phone conversation and I'm hearing Lil Whayne in the background

Anyhoo, I walk up to the 3rd floor salon, and there are no lights on. Initially, I thought maybe they might have some construction workers doing something for them, since they are closed on Monday's - but, where's the lights?. I knock on the door - no answer. I then proceed to walk in and turn the corner to the salon area. And then, I see it. There is a woman, buck naked, blowing a guy in a barber chair. The dude makes eye contact with me.

ChiTown "Uhh, sorry bout that".

Dude: "Uuh, Uuh, babe" (and points at me)

Chick (turning around to see what it is): "F*&^!" (and makes some guttural shrieking noise, while trying to cover herself up)

That's the some total of that conversation. Ok, here's where it get's weird.

A. Fkg lock the gdamn door next time you dumbfug's

B. Chick = Owner of the Salon

C. Dude does not equal her husband, whom I have met before

D. Chick = Gal who cuts my hair

E. I have an appointment with her to cut my hair on Friday

Before you ask, yes, she has a very nice ass, and a decent set of knockers. I have totally blocked out any image of the man's penis. I need a drink.........
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Old 01-30-2009, 08:50 PM   #166
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It's all good with the Mrs.

What a bizarre week.........
So did you get to PIIHB?
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Old 01-30-2009, 08:52 PM   #167
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So did you get to PIIHB?
Heh, it hasn't been that bizarre..........
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Old 01-30-2009, 08:53 PM   #168
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Heh, it hasn't been that bizarre..........
LOL...you never know.
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Old 01-30-2009, 08:53 PM   #169
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Update:

It's all good with the Mrs.

I had a chance to CALMLY talk with her as to what happened. She actually just listened vs trying to assume a bunch of shit. Apparently, this week, one of the teachers she works with just found out her husband was cheating on her (not with my ex-hairdresser, heh). Obviously, my office encounter fed right in to her cheating husband story she had heard early in the week. BTW, the speed dial to the Lawyer was just a joke on my part. It seemed apropos, at the time, given the absolute abortion of a situation I was in. Sorry for the confusion.

What a bizarre week.........
F**K you........I'm still in the dog house.
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Old 01-30-2009, 08:55 PM   #170
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Good to hear everything went well with the boss lady Chi.

Now are going to reschedule your appointment?
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Old 01-30-2009, 08:57 PM   #171
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Good to hear everything went well with the boss lady Chi.

Now are going to reschedule your appointment?


Not sure you caught the part where I indirectly called her a cock sucking whore. Although, in some relationships, that sort of vernacular is considered foreplay........
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Old 01-30-2009, 08:59 PM   #172
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Not sure you caught the part where I indirectly called her a cock sucking whore. ......
You almost made that sound negative.......
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Old 01-30-2009, 09:01 PM   #173
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Not sure you caught the part where I indirectly called her a cock sucking whore. Although, in some relationships, that sort of vernacular is considered foreplay........
And that is a bad thing?
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Old 01-30-2009, 09:02 PM   #174
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You almost made that sound negative.......
Yeah, I often wish my wife emulated that sort of lifestyle at home (with me )..........
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Old 01-30-2009, 09:04 PM   #175
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Yeah, I often wish my wife emulated that sort of lifestyle at home (with me )..........
Hell, I'd be glad if the (with me ), was occasional! Guess it's obvious why were fussin.
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Old 01-30-2009, 09:07 PM   #176
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Glad to hear she didn't cut your nuts off with a wooden spoon, Chitown. TBA....best of luck.
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Old 01-30-2009, 09:08 PM   #177
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Glad to hear she didn't cut your nuts off with a wooden spoon, Chitown. TBA....best of luck.
Hell, I didn't even get to see a blow job! And thanks for the luck.
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Old 01-30-2009, 09:18 PM   #178
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WTF is the matter with everyone around you? Your wife called you a liar and burst into tears because some random woman was in your office crying? That is seriously disturbed behavior.
No that's just female behavior. My wife will wake up mad after a random dream about some unknown women an me. Women are insecure.......and insecure about their insecurity.




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Old 01-30-2009, 09:22 PM   #179
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Good to hear things aren't going to end up being nasty. This thread REALLY needs to be in the HOC, but I wouldn't feel right about if it had ruined your marriage or something.
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Old 01-30-2009, 09:39 PM   #180
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Best thread of the year! Shit, I haven't laughed like this in a while. Definitely HOC.
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