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Old 01-27-2009, 06:05 PM  
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So I decide I'm going to go pawn shop hopping looking for "too good to pass up" deals on long guns today. As I'm shopping I pass the usual pawn shop types nothing out of the ordinary and nothing to special in the gun racks.

Then I get to this pawn shop lets just call it "Americas" and as I walk in I notice only one other car in the parking lot and As I walk thru the front door I almost step on what I thought was a mound of snow (it stopped snowing here last night) turns out to be some miniture poodle laying on the floor right in the entryway. The (i'm assuming) owner of the place smiles at me like its no big deal his dog is about to cause someone to trip and or have a hearta attack after stepping on/killing his dog.

Anyway I start looking around and this baldheaded character (no it wasn't Rainman and think white trailer trash) comes in behind me with his friend and goes to the other end of the store. I continue looking at other various things before heading in Baldguys direction to see the rifles they have. AS I come up he is leaning over the jewelry case with his ass stuck way out into the walkway and there is very little room to pass. So I say "excuse me" and he doesn't budge, so I force my way past involving some contact be he doesn't budge or say anything.

I think to myself what a swell guy and continue over to the gun section. I peruse while I hear him calling to the owner to see this "purdy ring forz my gurl." Anyway I finish what I'm doing and continue back the way I came and as I approach bald guy I smell it - Marijuana, Dope, Mary Jane, Ganja, Herb, Whacky Tobacky - Anyway he reeks like he just smoked several joints. So I again attempt to pass this guy with his ass hanging out in the aisle and again I have to move him with my hip to get by.

I exit the store pondering to myself what kind of wonderful decision this guy is going to make high as a kite to buy a "purdy ring" for his lady friend. As I exit the store I notice the vehicle they arrived in and then it hits me the wonderful odor of burning brakes and it is coming from his car. Not just been driving hard but full on been driving with the E-Brake on burning smell.

God Bless America

I wonder how long it will take them to notice? I really hope that they stay in there long enough for the brakes to cool and then drive some more with the E-Brake on

Oh and no I didn't buy anything today - Anyone have an SKS they wanna get rid of?

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Old 01-27-2009, 06:09 PM   #2
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Old 01-27-2009, 06:14 PM   #3
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Old 01-27-2009, 06:14 PM   #4
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Old 01-27-2009, 06:16 PM   #5
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Old 01-27-2009, 06:17 PM   #6
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Old 01-27-2009, 06:18 PM   #7
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Old 01-27-2009, 06:18 PM   #8
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I exit the store pondering to myself what kind of wonderful decision this guy is going to make high as a kite to buy a "purdy ring" for his lady friend.

No matter how big the rock, how nice the ring is, or how much you spend, if she finds out you bought it at a pawn shop - a used ring that some other woman had on her finger until the relationship died - it WON'T be a "wonderful decision".


As for the SKS, I sure wished I'd bought about 50 of them back when you could get them for $60. But, I didn't even buy one.
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Old 01-27-2009, 06:21 PM   #9
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As for the SKS, I sure wished I'd bought about 50 of them back when you could get them for $60. But, I didn't even buy one.
Yeah I know they are going for about $300 and that is the cheapest "assualt" rifle you can find right now...
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Old 01-27-2009, 06:22 PM   #10
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Old 01-27-2009, 06:23 PM   #14
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